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(pronounced pop over static crackles)

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(festive, bouncy trumpet music)

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- [Narrator] Once upon a time, not long ago,

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in a quiet valley nestled

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between forests, lakes and mountains,

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There was a lovely little alpine village, Voglershausen.

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Now Voglershausen is an ordinary country town.

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with one exception.

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Most of the women are young,

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and most of their husbands are old.

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But they still manage to have children.

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at an age when the rest of us have a hard time remembering how to do it.

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What is your secret?

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Well, they owe them their amazing fertility.

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to a special southwest wind called foehn.

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- Girls, I have a feeling it's foehn time.

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- I can hardly wait.

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- The only thing we have to do now is make sure our husbands know.

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(all laughing)

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- [Narrator] Yes, when the foehn blows,

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You can be sure that someone is going to get pregnant.

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Therefore, in the time of foehn,

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They warn their virgins to run and their wives to wait.

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Nobody is quite sure why it works,

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But when a man fills his lungs

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with the strong night wind of the foehn,

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His virility is awakened, his potency is restored,

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and his wife is extremely satisfied.

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- Hey, what's up, what's up?

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- Come on, everyone's here.

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- I'll go tell them that everyone is here.

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- My friends, I look forward to our foehn.

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making this a very productive night.

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- Don't worry, Mr. Mayor. (group laughter)

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It is enough to mention the foehn,

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e incluso mis propias hormonas empiezan a enloquecer.

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- They say that the more foehn the more fun it is.

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- You don't seem happy at all.

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Aren't you glad to hear the news of the foehn's arrival?

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- Why should I be happy about that?

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What is the point of a man having children?

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one after another at our age.

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- When you're gone, darling,

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Those children will be the consolation of my old age.

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- Yes, I must agree.

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We cannot leave our wives alone in their old age.

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- Feeling like this,

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You shouldn't have married a younger woman.

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- And you would never need the foehn.

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- Yes, then you could stay home and have fun.

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like the blacksmith of our town.

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- Singles have all the luck.

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- Well, brother, dear, I hope you are up to the task tonight.

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- Jealous?

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- Smart boy! (laughs)

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- Mr. Mayor, the wind blows from the southwest.

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- Excellent, (laughs), we're leaving.

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- Stand up, dear,

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and don't come back until you're in good shape.

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- Don't worry about anything, darling,

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Leave it to the foehn.

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- Get ready for a great night.

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You certainly haven't been disappointed.

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by the foehn in the past, huh?

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- For the love of God, don't rush home.

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The more you are in the foehn

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the stronger the effect.

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- Come on, guys, come on. (laughing women)

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- [Women] One, two, three.

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One two three.

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- You better strike while the iron is hot.

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You have so many irons in the fire.

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- What the hell does that mean?

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- It's time for you to go to bed, Mr. Blacksmith.

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- Yes, Annie, we're leaving now.

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she wants to close

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and you still have extra hours to do.

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- Guys, the only thing that keeps you strong.

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despite the kilometers ahead

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She is the faithful girl who waits for you in bed.

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- You can't help but be passionate.

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with the foehn in your lungs.

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Take a deep breath, guys,

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and think about what the little woman is waiting for.

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(knocks on the door)

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(funky rock music)

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- My God, you can't imagine how hungry I am for you.

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(passionate moans)

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- [Narrator] And, then, our happy group of wandering husbands.

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He trudges through the cheerful woods in search of a miracle.

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Some stayed by the wayside.

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But others.

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- Well, Vickers, is the sap rising?

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- You can bet it's going up.

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I'm 10 years younger

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My Suzanne will be satisfied tonight (laughs).

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(passionate moans over funky rock music)

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- Oh, Michael, one more time before you go.

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- I would like to, Suzanne, but I really have to go.

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- Coming soon?

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- You would understand if you knew

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How many orders do I still have to complete?

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You already kept me for a quarter of an hour too long.

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- You're not sorry, are you?

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- Not at all, darling.

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You are still the best layman in Voglershausen.

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But you need a fur and a hat, Suzanne.

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Do you want me to send the replacement?

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- What do you mean by a substitute?

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I don't want anyone but you, you understand?

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- Don't be difficult.

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You had me, you're just acting selfish.

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Think of all the others I have to take care of.

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- The foehn should come more often.

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- Wait, Susana.

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In just half an hour, I'll have you begging for mercy.

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- Well, as far as I'm concerned,

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I've had everything I could with the foehn.

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I'm going home.

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- But it's too early for the foehn to take effect.

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- No, no, I'm going home.

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Poor Felicity, I bet she's burning with passion.

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(laughs) Have fun, guys.

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- Ah, finally.

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Michael, I was starting to worry, dear.

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- I'm sorry, Felicity, but they delayed me.

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- Oh yeah, I guess Suzanne wanted more.

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make your part of you beautiful and sexy.

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Come on, we don't have much time.

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(funky rock music)

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Oh my God, Karl is coming home!

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(Michael falls to the ground with a thud)

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Here.

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(door open)

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- What a wonderful way for a wife to greet her old man.

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I'm ready to go.

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- Wow, old dear (laughs)!

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- Come, come to bed, let's go now.

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Lie down, huh?

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- Go towards that.

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(Karl laughing)

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- Come now.

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But, honey, wouldn't it be more comfortable?

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if we go to him in the usual position.

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-Who cares what position you are in?

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Go towards that.

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(Karl murmurs)

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Sorry, I guess I forgot your long walk.

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- I haven't seen you so passionate in a long time.

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(both laughing)

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- [Narrator] Some months later,

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a formal celebration of the foehn's success

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It took place on Voglershausen Square.

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The entire town came out to welcome its new inhabitants.

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- Dad, it seems like you've had an excellent harvest this year.

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- For the love of God, be careful, will you?

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Do you want them to shoot me?

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- Congratulations.

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(baby crying)

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I see the foehn has been working again.

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- Yes, just like it worked for your husband last year.

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- And dad is only 99.

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- Congratulations.

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Congratulations.

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- Because he is the spitting image of his father, right?

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- Well, that's natural.

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- Tell me, is it true that you called him Michael?

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- Yes, Suzanne gave him that name.

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- My son is going to be as strong as a blacksmith.

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so we thought it was appropriate.

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- Hello, citizens of Voglershausen.

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I would like to invite everyone

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come to a baptismal lunch at the Golden Rooster

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in honor of the foehn.

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(everyone applauding)

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(jumping marching band music)

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(train engine noise)

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(the train screeches to a stop)

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- Welcome home, Miss Gaby, hey!

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Did you have a good trip, miss?

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Let me help you.

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- Thank you, it's the same as always.

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- Ah, the hometown never changes much.

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- Except the population, of course.

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Oh, what happened to my father?

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I guess his second wife is an inspiration.

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They have a new child every year.

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- Oh, I guess like everyone else,

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The mayor of Voglershausen has to do his part.

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- (laughs) Our city is too dangerous to set foot in.

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You will most likely end up pregnant

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before going back to school.

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- Oh, there's nothing to worry about, miss.

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because the foehn is very correct, you know?

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As long as you are single, nothing will happen to you.

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-How is the father's little celebration going?

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- He's probably giving his annual speech right now.

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- What a pleasure it is to announce

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the birth of eight children in recent weeks,

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making Voglershausen a name to be proud of.

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Our small town is more than grateful for this achievement.

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All those virile citizens of Voglershausen

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Those who are responsible for this achievement please stand up.

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(birds chirping)

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- Weren't you listening? Get up, Michael.

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- You will all go down in the history of Voglershausen.

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Well, Michael (scattered laughter)

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What makes you think you can join our company?

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You must have been asleep, boy.

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You have nothing in common with these noble parents.

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We only honor those who can produce!

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Sit down, continue.

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(group talk)

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Um, um, uh, where was he now?

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I keep losing my place because of him.

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- Come on, finish the speech.

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The women are putting out the food.

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- You're right, my love.

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And so, as a conclusion to my talk,

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May I wish you all bon appetit? (laughs).

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(applause and chatter from the crowd)

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- I wonder if they feel so noble.

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If one of these men realizes the fact

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that their precious foehn just started working for them

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the day we arrived in the city to live (laughs).

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- Have you seen that blacksmith's consumption?

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How can the guy put an end to that?

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- Although it's all muscle.

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It probably takes a lot of energy to wield that hammer, too.

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(laughing woman)

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which seems peculiar to me

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It's just that he's been single for so long.

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How do you get rid of your tensions?

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- Why are you asking me?

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Surely the forge takes away all his energy.

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- I don't think it's a normal exit.

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for the emotions of a young man.

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- But it's his passion.

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It's fantastic when you shoe a horse.

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He gives her everything he has.

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(The lively music of a marching band drowns out the group's chatter)

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(applause from the dancers)

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- The foehn has a very special mission to fulfill,

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see that families increase in number.

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- Oh, if that's the case,

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Then maybe I should get married right now.

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- (laughs) Do that.

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(crowd chatter)

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- We're worried about you, Michael.

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How long do you plan to stay single?

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- Until now I haven't met the right woman.

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I'm saving myself until she arrives.

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(group laughter)

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- Meanwhile, I know you're going to make me happy.

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- Huh?

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- Why, dancing, what the hell did you think?

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(jumping marching band music)

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- Well, Becker, you let your wife

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flirt with the blacksmith right in front of you,

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and you don't even get jealous!

261
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,833
- You know it perfectly

262
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,333
that all Suzanne wanted was to dance.

263
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:50,567
- Exactly, I'm sure that Suzanne only loves me,

264
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,800
Except when we dance, I walk on his feet.

265
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,667
- You are still weak from the effort you made

266
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,667
being a father (laughs).

267
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,600
- [Becker] It's not that funny, mayor.

268
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(Jumping marching band flourishes)

269
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,933
(relaxed but lively marching band music)

270
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:10,267
- I hope that this summer we will enjoy foehn again.

271
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,500
- Someone is going to suspect one of these one day.

272
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,733
if the husbands of the people do not stop procreating.

273
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,800
- (laughs) Nobody will notice.

274
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,200
I knew it the moment I invented our beloved foehn.

275
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,200
It would work, you can't explain the nature.

276
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,933
- You realize, maybe I'll fall in love.

277
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,733
Then the foehn will no longer survive.

278
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,500
- My God, then there would be a revolution!

279
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,667
(relaxed but lively marching band music)

280
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,967
- Gaby, (laughs)!

281
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,567
- Ah, congratulations dad, how is the new baby?

282
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,600
- Well, thank you, we all are.

283
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,400
You see, we are full of surprises.

284
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,533
- Wait until you see the surprise.

285
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,300
you're getting from me. - Oh?

286
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,333
- I mean, it really is for everyone.

287
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,900
It arrives tomorrow, I'm sure you'll love it.

288
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,833
Oh, you are simply wonderful, stepmother!

289
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,333
- It's good to have you home, Gaby.

290
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,333
- Hello Gaby.

291
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,733
- Hello Michael.

292
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,133
Excuse me, I want to dance.

293
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:13,333
(relaxed but lively marching band music)

294
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,300
- I can't believe it's you!

295
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,167
You have changed a lot.

296
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,800
It's really amazing, you know, you've become a woman.

297
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,400
- [Narrator] With those deep words

298
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,067
of the town blacksmith,

299
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,667
we will leave Voglershausen for the moment

300
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:29,667
to investigate, um, other areas of interest.

301
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,333
This charming young lady is a secretary

302
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,400
to the Minister of Population and will play

303
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,467
an important role in the future of Voglershausen.

304
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,433
- Good morning sir.

305
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,667
(Cristina laughs)

306
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:47,167
- Good morning, Miss Harrison.

307
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,900
You come later every morning.

308
00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,800
- Oh, why worry? Life is too short.

309
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,433
- Nothing could be shorter than the dress you are wearing.

310
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,400
- Don't be so uptight.

311
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,067
I'm sure it won't corrupt you.

312
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,467
Anyway, you are incorruptible.

313
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,367
- You are totally devoid of morals.

314
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,833
Why are you eating in the office?

315
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,500
When is there work to be done (grunts)?

316
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,100
- If you say so, sir.

317
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,167
That's what I'm here for.

318
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
- Read this.

319
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,933
- Aha, so says the mayor of Voglershausen.

320
00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:25,133
that the local wind drives the population.

321
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,300
- What do you think about that?

322
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:30,167
- Fantastic, impressive and it's natural!

323
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,433
I love doing it naked (gasps)--

324
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,733
- How dare you express those feelings?

325
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:36,567
Depraved creature!

326
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,267
How is this population growth explained?

327
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,133
- Why explain it, sir?

328
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:46,467
- Be, because four years ago, the town was almost finished.

329
00:16:46,467 --> 00:16:48,333
but now the place is doing very well.

330
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,600
It has the highest birth rate in the country.

331
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,900
- (laughs) Shall I give you?

332
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,167
A technical description of how they did it?

333
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,133
- You're rebelling, it's a waste of time.

334
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:59,067
Trying to seduce me, you'll never succeed, you know?

335
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:02,667
- Oh, wow, and I was looking forward to it.

336
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,667
- They will have to be more specific if they want the prize.

337
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:09,167
First, we will answer, we will take a letter.

338
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,667
Let's see, dear Mr. Mayor,

339
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,667
Before we can decide on a winner,

340
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,533
We must clarify certain details,

341
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:19,533
certain details about this curious foehn.

342
00:17:19,533 --> 00:17:22,300
- Oh, if only your curious foehn would come in here,

343
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,333
about the Ministry of Population.

344
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,333
- Cristina, don't be impertinent!

345
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,967
You have no right to sit there and torment

346
00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:31,500
What a decent employer to show off your legs like that!

347
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,967
- They came with the body!

348
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,833
I can't leave them at home during work hours.

349
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,167
- Now, there.

350
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,867
- (laughs) Do you know what you're doing?

351
00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:40,600
If you rip my dress, then I'll have to work in panties.

352
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,500
- Oh, I know what you're doing.

353
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,100
We will not write to them, we will go see them.

354
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:48,267
(Nagel complains)

355
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,567
I want to show that this foehn is pure talk.

356
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,800
- Yes, but what if you're wrong and it works for you?

357
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,267
How could I help me if you attacked me then?

358
00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,400
- Cristina, one of these days.

359
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,367
I'm going to pull your ear!

360
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:04,633
- (laughs) Mr. Nagel, I know you wouldn't do that.

361
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:09,167
You are too kind to do that (laughs).

362
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,967
- I wouldn't count on that.

363
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,100
So far nothing has affected me.

364
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,167
The foehn is not going to do it,

365
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,567
and neither do you.

366
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,067
- [Narrator] Quiet little Voglershausen

367
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:21,600
He's in trouble, and it's all because of the foehn.

368
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,167
Of course, this is Gaby's surprise gift.

369
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,433
the city is not going to improve the situation.

370
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:29,067
(jumping marching band music)

371
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,667
- Father, the surprise is here!

372
00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:35,800
Hello Lorenz.

373
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,067
- Have you already chosen a site?

374
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,567
- There, up on the pedestal.

375
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,900
(men grunting and chattering)

376
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,533
- My dear girl, it is very thoughtful.

377
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:50,067
erect a monument in honor of your father.

378
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,833
(men murmuring)

379
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,833
- In honor of reproductive achievements.

380
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,533
of my fellow citizens, Lorenz?

381
00:18:58,533 --> 00:18:59,700
- Open it.

382
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,800
(jumping marching band music)

383
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,167
- [Gaby] The fertility goddess of Voglershausen.

384
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:06,800
(men gasping)

385
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,067
- It can't be!

386
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,533
Did you pose naked for that?

387
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,900
- (laughs) Yes, I'm glad you recognized me, father.

388
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,900
- Gaby, this, this, this is scandalous!

389
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,500
- No, it is not, it is a copy of a bronze that Lorenz made.

390
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,400
The sculptor Lorenz Fowler, my father, the mayor of the city.

391
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,533
- Nice to meet you, sir.

392
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,733
- Yes, well, there is nothing.

393
00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:25,233
What to be happy about, dirty young man!

394
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,900
- Your sculpture is going to be shown.

395
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,267
at an art exhibition in New York next month.

396
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,767
- How can you do this to me?

397
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,467
My own daughter, nude model!

398
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:34,667
I'm going to have a heart attack!

399
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,867
Think of your brothers and sisters!

400
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,433
They will turn in their graves.

401
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:41,300
eh, I mean their cribs, oh!

402
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,700
- They have no reason to be ashamed.

403
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,800
In a place where love is the most important thing,

404
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,233
I see the naked body as the soul of the people.

405
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,633
(applause and chatter from the crowd)

406
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,400
- Annie, come here quickly.

407
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,567
(group chatting about lively music from a brass band)

408
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,133
(group laughing)

409
00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:07,333
Well, that's what I think of it.

410
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,067
(group laughing)

411
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,067
- Mr. Mayor, do you want to make a laughing stock?

412
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:17,400
of our fertility goddess, excuse me.

413
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,100
After all, how do you think she's going to have children?

414
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,967
Wearing this silly thing in front?

415
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:24,767
(group clapping and shouting)

416
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:25,833
- What are you doing with all this sex?

417
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,567
A well-educated woman like you?

418
00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,800
- Everyone has to find out, dad.

419
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,367
- When Gaby begins to discover

420
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,233
what the foehn really is, i bet you'll have it

421
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,200
a statue of you erected on the pedestal.

422
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,100
- Don't worry! (Crystel laughs)

423
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,400
- [Narrator] Gaby has really gotten very upset.

424
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,567
of excitement with his goddess of fertility,

425
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:42,867
but that's nothing compared

426
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,667
to what she can provoke in person.

427
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:47,900
- [Gaby] Oh, what do you think of my body?

428
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,967
- It's top notch, it's really great.

429
00:20:52,633 --> 00:20:55,367
But I don't understand how you dare to pose naked like that.

430
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,933
- Lorenz says that if you have a good body,

431
00:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,933
you should show it.

432
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,133
- This Lorenz, what exactly is his relationship with you?

433
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,867
- I'm your model, that's all, nothing more.

434
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,133
- Yes, but you're only 18 years old.

435
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,800
- Yes, I have my whole life ahead of me.

436
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,967
So in some ways I feel like life is just beginning today.

437
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,833
(gasps) Why don't you come swimming with me, Michael?

438
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:24,733
You will be able to see for yourself if Lorenz was faithful to nature.

439
00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,400
- I have work to do.

440
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,067
- Nonsense, that can wait, come on!

441
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,133
- Hello, what's going on?

442
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,867
Inge, come here, hurry up!

443
00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:37,533
(light and pleasant jazz music)

444
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,367
- And I always thought you were with that.

445
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,200
- Sure.

446
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,867
More or less, is something wrong?

447
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:50,233
- Is there any reason why you should wear a swimsuit?

448
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,600
If I'm going to go into the water completely naked, eh?

449
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,700
(Gaby laughs)

450
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:59,367
(light and pleasant jazz music)

451
00:22:02,167 --> 00:22:04,800
That wasn't so difficult, was it?

452
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,867
Now the last one in is a bad egg!

453
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,967
(laughter and chatter over nice light jazz music)

454
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,700
- (gasps) That's incredible!

455
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,567
You'd think I'd have some modesty!

456
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,167
- Huh? - Huh?

457
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:20,867
- Well, don't look at me, I'm not his real mother.

458
00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,433
- Michael is really very handsome.

459
00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,367
Now that I see it in broad daylight.

460
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,133
- Yes, we should congratulate each other.

461
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:27,533
(all laughing)

462
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,067
- I wonder for how long.

463
00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:33,333
If he and Gaby ever fall in love, our foehn will be dead.

464
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,867
- Suppose we teach him a lesson.

465
00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:36,100
- You have to teach him that he has no rights.

466
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,433
behave like other men.

467
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:39,733
He has a lot to do to keep us all happy.

468
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,900
- You're right.

469
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,567
(light and pleasant jazz music)

470
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,333
(water splash)

471
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:53,300
(Gaby laughing)

472
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,967
(light and pleasant jazz music)

473
00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:01,100
(water splash)

474
00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:13,833
(Gaby gasps)

475
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:21,300
(light and pleasant jazz music)

476
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,767
- Come on, I've had enough for one morning.

477
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:41,367
(baby crying)

478
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:45,067
- What's up, hey, calm down.

479
00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:48,100
Stop crying, you'll scare away all the guests.

480
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:51,433
And that's not how an innkeeper's son acts.

481
00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:53,767
Inge, little mother, oh, uh.

482
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,067
Oh my God, calm down, little one.

483
00:23:59,067 --> 00:24:01,100
Annie, you must know how to change a guy.

484
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,900
- No, I'm sorry, but I never learned,

485
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,100
and until I get married,

486
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,900
I don't plan on doing that kind of thing.

487
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,533
Go ask Mr. Becker.

488
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,067
- Yes, I should know.

489
00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:12,333
(baby crying)

490
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:16,233
Gustav, Gustav, is your wife at home?

491
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,900
- That's just what I was going to ask you.

492
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:20,833
- I can't seem to calm this little bastard of mine down.

493
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,767
- That?

494
00:24:21,767 --> 00:24:23,167
- Yes, you are a sweetheart.

495
00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:24,367
Yes, you are bo-boo--

496
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,067
- What's wrong with those stupid women?

497
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,600
They're never here when you need them, are they?

498
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,933
- No, the trouble a man goes to to give them children,

499
00:24:29,933 --> 00:24:32,400
You'd think they could at least take care of them.

500
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,367
- At least, well, we'll have to change them ourselves.

501
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:39,567
Annie, we need diapers and powder, come on.

502
00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:41,167
- Who do you think could have stolen our things?

503
00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:42,567
- Who cares, it doesn't matter.

504
00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:44,933
We can go back to how we are.

505
00:24:44,933 --> 00:24:49,167
- Ah, that should take care of one of us anyway.

506
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,867
Try it on for size.

507
00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:52,233
- You are the one who needs it.

508
00:24:52,233 --> 00:24:53,800
If women saw you naked,

509
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,600
(laughs) I'm afraid they would go crazy.

510
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,433
- Then we will share it.

511
00:24:58,633 --> 00:24:59,867
Come in.

512
00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:01,500
- [Gaby] Do you think we'll fit in?

513
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,900
- We'll see (laughs).

514
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,467
You are going the wrong way.

515
00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,733
Do you want to walk backwards?

516
00:25:07,733 --> 00:25:09,933
- (laughs) You're right (laughs).

517
00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:11,733
You'll have to forgive me (smacking lips).

518
00:25:11,733 --> 00:25:12,733
I'm new to this.

519
00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:14,633
- Come on, turn around.

520
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:16,900
March forward!

521
00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:20,900
(Gaby laughs)

522
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:25,467
- [Gaby] Left, right, left, right, left, right.

523
00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:27,567
Left, right, left, right.

524
00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:31,167
- Ooh-ooh, pooey!

525
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,267
- Pooey is right.

526
00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:37,367
You know, that kid should be disinfected inside.

527
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,633
- Wait until you see what your baby has been doing.

528
00:25:39,633 --> 00:25:42,367
(babies crying)

529
00:25:44,567 --> 00:25:46,633
Hey, how about that?

530
00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:49,067
He earned twice as much as mine.

531
00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,300
(men grumbling)

532
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,267
- So what, a male will always appear.

533
00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:54,200
with more shit than anyone else.

534
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,433
- I would like to have children,

535
00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:58,133
Only the foehn do not help virgins, it is said.

536
00:25:58,133 --> 00:26:00,133
- What are you doing to the baby?

537
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,067
- Keep your hands away from him!

538
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:05,700
- Hey, here, a job well done.

539
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:08,567
- You will be proud of us.

540
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,800
- [Suzanne] I'll take it, dear.

541
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,533
- [Inge] What have you done to him?

542
00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:18,067
- You are an expert, dear,

543
00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:20,567
From now on, it's your job. - Beautiful.

544
00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:22,800
- Yeah, I guess it's probably instinct.

545
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,567
This is how a father knows what is right

546
00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,200
for his flesh and blood (laughter).

547
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,900
- It's funny, but I have a feeling.

548
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:31,200
It's getting crowded here.

549
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,833
- Hey, I guess I'd better take the lead.

550
00:26:33,833 --> 00:26:36,333
- Too bad, it does a woman good to discover that.

551
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,733
they are following her

552
00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:40,900
by someone whose interest has been piqued.

553
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,333
(both moaning)

554
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,067
- Yoo-hoo, hello.

555
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,733
Hello, do you think you could help me?

556
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,433
I ran out of gas.

557
00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,933
- I would, but I don't have any on me.

558
00:26:51,933 --> 00:26:54,667
- What is this, a new position? (Gaby laughs)

559
00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,733
I must admit, it's not one I've seen in movies.

560
00:26:56,733 --> 00:26:59,067
It seems tremendously difficult.

561
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,967
(whistles) How nice, I would like to congratulate you, sir.

562
00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:05,667
- You will not covet.

563
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,067
It's one of the perks of going swimming with Michael.

564
00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,833
- Do you want me to take you swimming?

565
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,900
- Mm, would I ever?

566
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,067
Tell me the day and I'll be there.

567
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,233
(Gaby growls)

568
00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:20,300
- [Narrator] The plot thickens.

569
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,600
More competition for Miss Gaby,

570
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,300
and a new concern for Voglershausen's wives.

571
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:30,467
(villagers chatting over pleasant banda music)

572
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,600
(group laughing)

573
00:27:41,567 --> 00:27:44,567
- Michael, I have a gift for you!

574
00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:45,767
- Yes, from whom?

575
00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,267
- [Cristel] Happiness.

576
00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:48,900
- She will wait forever for the next foehn.

577
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,767
(group laughing)

578
00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:54,400
Why are you looking? You've never seen a barrel before, huh?

579
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,067
(all laughing)

580
00:27:57,067 --> 00:27:58,833
-Hey, can you get out of your barrel for a minute?

581
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:02,667
(everyone chatting and laughing)

582
00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:08,833
- Are you looking for something special, miss?

583
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,567
- I found him, I'm keeping an eye on him.

584
00:28:10,567 --> 00:28:11,800
(Cristel laughs)

585
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,800
(upbeat and fun marching band music)

586
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,867
- Don't move, stop where you are.

587
00:28:18,867 --> 00:28:20,800
That will make an amazing photo.

588
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,967
(upbeat and fun marching band music)

589
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:29,900
(group chatting and gawking)

590
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,600
- Go away, lascivious old man.

591
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,800
- Did you see where your clothes ended up?

592
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,867
- Oh, I should have known.

593
00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:39,700
So that my statue is covered,

594
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,767
I have to go naked.

595
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,833
- [Lorenz] One of the most beautiful things I have ever done.

596
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,367
- It's obscene, libertine.

597
00:28:47,367 --> 00:28:50,300
And you, come into the house, you indecent braggart.

598
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:53,500
- I can't take your hand without lowering the barrel.

599
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,800
- What are the rest of you looking at?

600
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,300
It's all over, go home.

601
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:59,433
Come on, I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.

602
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,300
Michael is not the man for you.

603
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,067
He is such a degenerate boy.

604
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,533
- He will give up other women when he breaks up with him.

605
00:29:05,533 --> 00:29:07,733
- You leave quite well alone.

606
00:29:07,733 --> 00:29:11,533
(scoffs) I mean, there's nothing you can do.

607
00:29:11,533 --> 00:29:14,300
Men like this cannot be changed overnight, as you well know.

608
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,700
There's no use trying.

609
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:19,400
Now go put on some clothes.

610
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,767
(Gaby laughs)

611
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,833
- Annie, why does everyone pick on Michael?

612
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:32,200
He is the only real man left in the city.

613
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,067
- Well, that's why.

614
00:29:35,067 --> 00:29:38,067
Gaby, I think it's time they told you the truth.

615
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,600
The foehn is not really the wind.

616
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,600
(chickens crowing)

617
00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:51,167
(Both laugh hysterically)

618
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:54,000
- Good afternoon, tell me, do you have a free room?

619
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,200
- With or without phone?

620
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,667
- I beg your pardon.

621
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,833
- [Annie] Our rooms come with or without a telephone, miss.

622
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,067
- Okay, then I'll take a room.

623
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,333
You have to try to stay in touch.

624
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,267
How much extra do you charge for it?

625
00:30:06,267 --> 00:30:09,133
- Nothing, we like our guests to be satisfied.

626
00:30:09,133 --> 00:30:11,533
- I don't know when they have received me with so much joy.

627
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,067
- Give him room number six.

628
00:30:13,067 --> 00:30:15,667
- [Narrator] Well, Annie let the cat out of the bag.

629
00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:20,333
and now the skin will fly, and so might the foehn.

630
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,800
- It's exciting to be in a city.

631
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,133
where everyone totally ignores sexual education.

632
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:28,933
- Well, until now, the city remains alive.

633
00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:30,967
and grow without it.

634
00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:32,767
- I guess you think so.

635
00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:35,400
You are incredibly naive.

636
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,000
I bet you don't even know the different measurements.

637
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,433
one takes before having sexual relations.

638
00:30:41,433 --> 00:30:42,933
- I'm afraid to ask.

639
00:30:42,933 --> 00:30:44,700
- Too much knowledge about making love.

640
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,133
You have to remove the romanticism.

641
00:30:46,133 --> 00:30:47,867
- Absolutely not!

642
00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:49,833
Every day I learn more facts about sex.

643
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:52,867
and I can't wait to put them into practice every night.

644
00:30:52,867 --> 00:30:55,533
- I never knew about that.

645
00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:56,767
Did you ever learn?

646
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,733
- No, those things are beyond me.

647
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:00,100
- I want to be extroverted,

648
00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,700
to share my sexual ability with humanity.

649
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:07,567
I approach the world with missionary zeal.

650
00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:10,600
I will spread the message of sexual enlightenment.

651
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,067
in every nook and cranny.

652
00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:16,833
- You can use my crack if you want.

653
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,533
- You know, it's incomprehensible.

654
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:22,067
than any man of your talent

655
00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:24,233
We should not yet know modern methods.

656
00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:28,100
- Oh, I don't have energy for sex.

657
00:31:28,100 --> 00:31:30,233
A hammer and anvil is where the energy goes.

658
00:31:30,233 --> 00:31:31,700
- Really?

659
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:35,733
All of that, oh, that's something worth seeing then.

660
00:31:36,933 --> 00:31:39,833
- Then why don't you come in?

661
00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:50,200
(door squeaks)

662
00:31:55,067 --> 00:31:58,500
- I have never seen a blacksmith shop.

663
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,600
It is a fascinating place.

664
00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:09,400
Do you have your red-hot poker here at the forge?

665
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,933
- That's right, when the iron is red hot,

666
00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:16,067
I hold it over the anvil and start hitting.

667
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,967
- Hey, did you put it here?

668
00:32:20,333 --> 00:32:22,233
So what do you do with it?

669
00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:26,533
(light and pleasant jazz music)

670
00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,733
- I, uh, (Dagmar groans)

671
00:32:28,733 --> 00:32:29,900
I work on it.

672
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,333
- You use all your energy,

673
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,867
Working on your anvil all day?

674
00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:38,933
And you don't have the strength left to make love?

675
00:32:38,933 --> 00:32:41,800
However, I'm told that peasants are great sexually.

676
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,467
(light and pleasant jazz music)

677
00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:54,400
(both moaning passionately)

678
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,233
- Why don't we go up?

679
00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:01,467
You will be more comfortable.

680
00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:06,067
- They have always made love to me comfortably.

681
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,800
The books say that it is possible to vary the sexual act infinitely.

682
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,067
Although it would be helpful if you kept me under control.

683
00:33:13,067 --> 00:33:16,700
(both moaning passionately)

684
00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:22,367
- Oh. (church bell rings)

685
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:25,533
(crunchy footsteps)

686
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:29,133
Is our sculptor all alone tonight?

687
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:30,667
- I'm sorry, do we know each other?

688
00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:32,067
- No, no, not formally,

689
00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:33,867
but your statue is right in front of our house.

690
00:33:33,867 --> 00:33:36,200
- Ah, I know who you are, you are the blacksmith's sister.

691
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,567
Could you please sit down? - Thank you.

692
00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:39,800
- I was just thinking a little.

693
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,067
how boring an evening in Voglershausen can be.

694
00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:43,767
Gaby swears that love is everywhere,

695
00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:45,533
But I don't think I believe him.

696
00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,633
- Oh, it doesn't happen every night.

697
00:33:47,633 --> 00:33:49,200
- Let's go for a walk.

698
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,200
I will take my notebook and draw you in the moonlight.

699
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,767
- (gasps) You mean, uh, naked?

700
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:57,200
- Aha, Gaby does it often.

701
00:34:00,067 --> 00:34:01,300
- I hope you don't go

702
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:05,067
to fix this in the town square.

703
00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:07,533
- No, I'll leave this one nailed to the wall.

704
00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:10,167
- (laughs) Along with your other models, I guess.

705
00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:13,400
- You would make everyone jealous.

706
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,267
- Is it very difficult to get models to pose for you, Lorenz?

707
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:23,067
- It is very difficult to find such attractive ones.

708
00:34:23,067 --> 00:34:25,500
- I thought you artists looked at models.

709
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,067
as if they were just a means to an end.

710
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,833
- It depends on the goal we pursue.

711
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,433
-And what were you looking for tonight?

712
00:34:32,433 --> 00:34:33,700
- Well, guess.

713
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:38,400
What about you? (Christel laughs)

714
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,233
(water splash)

715
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,400
(birds chattering)

716
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,367
- [Christel] (laughs) Be careful, I'm ticklish.

717
00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:51,133
- Are you?

718
00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:53,967
You are also the most charming young woman.

719
00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:57,133
that I have ever drawn in my life.

720
00:34:57,133 --> 00:35:00,800
(both moaning passionately)

721
00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:09,600
(mysterious, smoky instrumental rock music)

722
00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:24,633
(villagers chatting and laughing)

723
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,633
-Who do you think could have done that?

724
00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:30,300
-Who would want to give away the entire show?

725
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,867
- Here it comes.

726
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:35,067
(the villagers laugh)

727
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:42,767
- Wearing Michael's clothes, you will never get pregnant.

728
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:45,633
- Since it is the one that is least likely to reproduce.

729
00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:46,700
- Yes, yes.

730
00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:50,800
- Whose idea was it, Suzanne?

731
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,067
- How should I know?

732
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:53,367
- None of us would be that crazy.

733
00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:57,067
(the villagers laugh

734
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,533
(rod whistle)

735
00:36:04,767 --> 00:36:05,967
- [Gaby] Oh, you got your clothes back.

736
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:07,600
It's a shame, Mr. Foehn.

737
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,967
- What do you mean?

738
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,967
So you took my clothes? - Why not?

739
00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:12,667
- Give the devil his due.

740
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:16,233
Do you realize how much evil you are responsible for?

741
00:36:16,233 --> 00:36:18,600
I don't see why you're so upset.

742
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,467
You should be proud of yourself

743
00:36:20,467 --> 00:36:21,733
For a job well done.

744
00:36:21,733 --> 00:36:23,800
- That's exactly why.

745
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,967
Come on, let's go outside.

746
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:31,333
(pleasant orchestral music)

747
00:36:33,267 --> 00:36:35,433
You have to understand.

748
00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:38,633
I know you know who I am, but I won't sleep with you.

749
00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:40,700
After all, you are a virgin, Gaby.

750
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,733
- But why not, I have to sleep with someone,

751
00:36:43,733 --> 00:36:46,200
and the first is mine to choose,

752
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,100
so I decided on you.

753
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,600
It will happen too.

754
00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:54,300
When I want something, I get it.

755
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:00,767
- Fellow villagers,

756
00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:03,167
I'm sure you're wondering why this meeting of ours

757
00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,067
was called at this unusual time

758
00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:08,400
and why we allow ladies to join the procedure

759
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,367
when we all know they are troublemakers.

760
00:37:10,367 --> 00:37:11,567
Oh! (women gasp)

761
00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:12,767
- I wish you would stop inventing

762
00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,867
and stick to the written text.

763
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:18,933
This meeting was called because we are facing a problem.

764
00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:20,167
- Do you want to sit down, please?

765
00:37:20,167 --> 00:37:22,533
I can speak for myself, thank you.

766
00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:25,333
We are faced with a problem, which is,

767
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:28,067
Uh, uh, uh, uh, what's the problem again?

768
00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:30,567
- We have to have more tourism.

769
00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:34,233
- Oh, now, our most urgent problem.

770
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,933
It's just that we don't have enough tourists to please the women.

771
00:37:36,933 --> 00:37:38,433
(all laughing)

772
00:37:38,433 --> 00:37:40,767
No, no, wait, that's not what I was trying to say.

773
00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:42,500
Oh, give me that!

774
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:45,067
The meeting will be put in order!

775
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,167
Uh, to improve Voglershausen's luck,

776
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:51,067
we must encourage tourists

777
00:37:51,067 --> 00:37:53,567
publishing a descriptive brochure

778
00:37:53,567 --> 00:37:55,767
extolling the phenomenally fertile effect

779
00:37:55,767 --> 00:37:58,833
of our foehn, especially aimed at those couples

780
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:01,733
whose marriages have not yet produced children.

781
00:38:01,733 --> 00:38:05,567
(everyone clapping and chattering)

782
00:38:06,733 --> 00:38:08,867
Now I'm sure there's no one here.

783
00:38:08,867 --> 00:38:12,767
Who would be foolish enough to object to such a clever trick, huh?

784
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:14,133
- [Suzanne] That's what you think.

785
00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:15,467
- Who?

786
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,300
(everyone chatting)

787
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,133
- All the women in the city.

788
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,333
- Naturally, it's women.

789
00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:25,133
- Wow, the mayor has a good proposal.

790
00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,067
What do you have against?

791
00:38:27,067 --> 00:38:29,700
- If you ask too much of the foehn, it will surely wear out.

792
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,467
After all, everything has a limit.

793
00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:33,733
- Yes, no matter how strong it is, the foehn couldn't stand it!

794
00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:36,567
- Nonsense, nonsense! (chatter and commotion)

795
00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:38,200
- Calm down, guys.

796
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,467
(bell ringing)

797
00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:43,200
Be quiet or I'll have to clean the room!

798
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,967
I've heard a lot of stupid things

799
00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,600
but nothing so stupid.

800
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,567
The foehn is a creation of nature.

801
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:53,933
- It's a work of art (laughs).

802
00:38:53,933 --> 00:38:55,433
- As if the wind cares, in fact,

803
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,833
The more men there are in the forest, the better.

804
00:38:57,833 --> 00:38:59,500
- The foehn will not tolerate this!

805
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,500
- I wouldn't be surprised if the foehn avoided strangers.

806
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,067
- They could sue you for false advertising.

807
00:39:05,067 --> 00:39:08,333
- Very good, then we will have to try it.

808
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,967
Let's ask a couple without children.

809
00:39:10,967 --> 00:39:12,600
spend a few weeks here,

810
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,800
And if the foehn blesses their union when they leave,

811
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,100
We will dedicate ourselves to the tourism business for everything it is worth.

812
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,067
- Don't worry, we'll see that the foehn is out of order.

813
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:24,500
(all laughing)

814
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,200
- [Narrator] Unfortunately, the mayor's plans were delayed.

815
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,600
for the arrival of no other

816
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,300
than our friend from the capital.

817
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,567
- Greetings, greetings, citizens of Voglershausen.

818
00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:36,167
(fun music from a marching band)

819
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,067
How are you, miss? - Good afternoon.

820
00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:44,933
- Mr. Mayor, sir. - How are you sir?

821
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:47,133
- Uh, as Minister of Population,

822
00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:48,933
I would like to see the cause here.

823
00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:50,967
- Well, that sir, depends on the foehn.

824
00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:54,200
It may not come, mm, but it may.

825
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,033
- Oh, yes, I hope so.

826
00:39:57,033 --> 00:39:59,300
Do you know my secretary, mayor?

827
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,033
Where is that girl?

828
00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:04,633
(fun music from a marching band)

829
00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:11,900
Christina, I'll appreciate it if you get out of there.

830
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:14,633
- (sighs) Isn't a naked goddess exciting?

831
00:40:14,633 --> 00:40:17,733
- Yes, tremendously exciting, I can vomit.

832
00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,667
- No wonder these villagers like scre...

833
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,567
- Hey, um, Mr. Mayor,

834
00:40:24,233 --> 00:40:27,067
I must request that this indecent figure be removed.

835
00:40:27,067 --> 00:40:29,533
as quickly as possible from the public eye

836
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:31,567
before our children are perverted.

837
00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:32,933
- I totally agree, sir.

838
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:34,733
Balduin, did you hear that?

839
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:36,567
Get her out of here, quickly.

840
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,500
- Right away, sir.

841
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,300
- What are you doing, hey!

842
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:43,133
Put me down, he was referring to the statue there.

843
00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:46,000
- Oh, sorry (growls).

844
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,400
(both laughing)

845
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,133
- Now, if you could gather the children.

846
00:40:50,133 --> 00:40:52,567
born here with the last four years

847
00:40:52,567 --> 00:40:55,600
and his parents, of course, we will take a look.

848
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,600
- Of course.

849
00:40:58,267 --> 00:41:00,167
(baby crying)

850
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:02,467
- They're not humans, they're super studs!

851
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:05,067
(baby crying)

852
00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:07,367
- Good afternoon, sir.

853
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,833
- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

854
00:41:12,067 --> 00:41:15,367
Bravo, I'm very impressed, good job.

855
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,167
Gorgeous. (The mayor laughs)

856
00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:23,433
I must say that you have done well.

857
00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:27,833
- [Both parents] Thank you, your honor.

858
00:41:29,167 --> 00:41:31,967
- Oh, surely, they are not all yours.

859
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,833
- Each one of them, with the help of the foehn.

860
00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:38,867
- Um, have you ever seen such a productive town?

861
00:41:38,867 --> 00:41:41,833
- It could have the same effect on you, sir (laughs).

862
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,600
- Uh, Mr. Mayor, I don't see any reason.

863
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,233
for not giving the population award to your people.

864
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:48,233
- Oh, thank you sir, it is a great honor.

865
00:41:48,233 --> 00:41:50,367
- I'm just a little curious about how this works.

866
00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:54,333
em, of this strangely productive foehn of yours.

867
00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:59,367
Your wives wait for him alone in their rooms.

868
00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:01,533
And what's coming, mmm?

869
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,800
- Our blacksmith.

870
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,833
- Pardon?

871
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:07,233
(women gasping)

872
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,900
- This is Michael Haughter, our blacksmith.

873
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,700
Dr. Nagel, Michael.

874
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,300
- How are you, doctor?

875
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,233
- Mr. Haughter, are you a father?

876
00:42:14,233 --> 00:42:16,333
- Yes, eh, no, no, sir, none.

877
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,867
- Oh, you're not doing your part, shame on you.

878
00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:22,267
(The mayor laughs)

879
00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:24,733
(the women sigh with relief)

880
00:42:24,733 --> 00:42:27,833
I must experience the foehn to be able to judge its effect.

881
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:29,933
- Doctor Nagel, I really wasn't thinking.

882
00:42:29,933 --> 00:42:32,200
of exposing yourself to danger?

883
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,300
- Let me go, of course not, I'm counting on you to protect me.

884
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:37,467
- [Narrator] The integrity of the foehn is at stake.

885
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,067
Are you up to the challenge?

886
00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:41,567
Or is it all over for Voglershausen?

887
00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,067
- I have not crossed a meadow

888
00:42:43,067 --> 00:42:46,067
with a young and pretty woman since he was a student.

889
00:42:46,067 --> 00:42:48,067
- My God, you are forgetful.

890
00:42:48,067 --> 00:42:49,700
Since when have I been a pretty young woman?

891
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,733
And not just your employee?

892
00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:53,867
Could this be an effect of the foehn?

893
00:42:53,867 --> 00:42:54,700
- Uh oh,

894
00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:02,700
It's faster than usual.

895
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:05,400
The last time my pulse went up was during the medical exam.

896
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,900
- Don't worry, sir.

897
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:08,733
If that mischievous wind bothers you,

898
00:43:08,733 --> 00:43:11,333
Rest assured, I will protect you.

899
00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,333
- I am very grateful to you, Cristina.

900
00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,933
We'll get to the bottom of this.

901
00:43:14,933 --> 00:43:17,367
working together, right?

902
00:43:17,367 --> 00:43:21,067
(light and pleasant jazz music)

903
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:25,433
(Cristina laughs)

904
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,633
- (gasps) Oh, what a wonderful place!

905
00:43:30,633 --> 00:43:33,067
As lovers dream.

906
00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:36,800
(Cristina humming)

907
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,633
(Cristina sighs)

908
00:43:41,067 --> 00:43:44,367
- Christina, I'm afraid your underwear is showing.

909
00:43:44,367 --> 00:43:46,800
- Oh, really, sir, I think your obsession

910
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,667
with underwear is not healthy,

911
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:52,500
but I have been told that the foehn works with your weaknesses.

912
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,800
- That's outrageous, I just want to remind you.

913
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,100
that you are my secretary

914
00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:58,833
and that you should dress accordingly.

915
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:00,067
(Cristina moans)

916
00:44:00,067 --> 00:44:01,433
(Nagel fighting)

917
00:44:01,433 --> 00:44:02,900
I can't download it!

918
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:04,467
- But you're working too hard.

919
00:44:04,467 --> 00:44:06,300
Do you want it to break?

920
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:12,067
Mr. Nagel, what are you doing?

921
00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:14,700
Do you realize how close you came to caressing my thigh?

922
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:16,300
You're losing control!

923
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,733
- Oh, what will become of me?

924
00:44:20,967 --> 00:44:22,700
I swear it's five more beats. (Cristina laughs)

925
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,067
Maybe we'd better find a heart specialist.

926
00:44:25,067 --> 00:44:27,900
- Come on, let's go swimming.

927
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:30,167
- Yes, but I don't have a swimsuit.

928
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,333
As far as I'm concerned, forget it.

929
00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:36,800
What kind of suit is that?

930
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,867
- It's what's called a bikini.

931
00:44:38,867 --> 00:44:41,800
If you like it, I'll start wearing one to the office, okay?

932
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,333
- I prohibit such exposure of meat, do you hear me?

933
00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,067
It is an affront to an employer.

934
00:44:46,067 --> 00:44:47,867
- But today you are not my employer.

935
00:44:47,867 --> 00:44:49,500
You're just another man.

936
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:53,167
(light and pleasant jazz music)

937
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,933
(water splash)

938
00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:02,633
Help, Mr. Nagel, I have a cramp!

939
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:08,300
- I'm coming, hold on, Christina!

940
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:12,500
(light and pleasant jazz music)

941
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,333
(water splash)

942
00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:27,667
(both moaning)

943
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,700
- Oh, I never knew you swam so well.

944
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:36,867
- Well, since my school days I haven't done much, huh,

945
00:45:37,967 --> 00:45:40,100
(gasps) swimming.

946
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,933
- Oh, Mr. Nagel, you haven't done much.

947
00:45:42,933 --> 00:45:46,800
since your school days, right?

948
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,933
- Has your cramp gone?

949
00:45:48,933 --> 00:45:50,233
-UH Huh.

950
00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:53,533
- Then take me ashore because now I have one.

951
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,100
(both panting)

952
00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:12,100
- [Narrator] That Christina, she's a pretty smart cookie.

953
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,067
Well it looks like our overworked foehn

954
00:46:14,067 --> 00:46:16,900
You will receive unexpected female help.

955
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:19,067
That will be a change.

956
00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:23,233
Well, there is no foehn better than a new foehn, I always say.

957
00:46:29,867 --> 00:46:31,100
(Nagel groans)

958
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:35,867
- (sighs) Mr. Nagel, you saved my life.

959
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:38,800
If it weren't for you, I would never do it, oh!

960
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,300
(Nagel swallows saliva)

961
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,067
(Nagel groans)

962
00:46:53,067 --> 00:46:54,667
Try the other side.

963
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:56,333
- Uh, oh, sorry.

964
00:46:59,167 --> 00:47:01,233
Oh, well, she's not dead yet.

965
00:47:01,233 --> 00:47:02,967
It keeps beating.

966
00:47:02,967 --> 00:47:04,300
But is it mine?

967
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,767
Boom-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum,

968
00:47:06,767 --> 00:47:08,767
It's so fast you can't count it.

969
00:47:08,767 --> 00:47:11,700
Oh, it's the foehn, it's the foehn.

970
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:15,533
It's the foehn, hey, I broke out in a cold sweat!

971
00:47:15,533 --> 00:47:17,567
- No, you're still wet from swimming.

972
00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,267
That's it, it's the first time.

973
00:47:19,267 --> 00:47:21,767
You have had a human reaction.

974
00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:25,400
- Oh, forgive me, Christina, for exposing your chest.

975
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,067
I haven't uncovered a breast since I was in school.

976
00:47:28,067 --> 00:47:29,733
What made me do it?

977
00:47:29,733 --> 00:47:31,267
- Oh? - What's happening?

978
00:47:31,267 --> 00:47:34,100
- Could you massage it? Ooh, there was the cramp.

979
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:36,333
In the muscle. - Hey, where?

980
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:37,167
- There?

981
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:42,100
Um, I haven't massaged a girl's leg since...

982
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:44,300
- Not since you were at school, by any chance?

983
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:45,767
- [Nagel] Yes, it's true.

984
00:47:45,767 --> 00:47:49,067
- Still, you haven't lost your touch.

985
00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:51,800
You have no idea how relaxing that is.

986
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,500
Oh, (gasps), why did you do that?

987
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,067
- (Muttering incoherently) Excuse me.

988
00:47:56,067 --> 00:47:59,100
- Why should I? (Nagel groans)

989
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,067
I think we should go now.

990
00:48:01,067 --> 00:48:02,867
- Yes, yes, but look at me.

991
00:48:02,867 --> 00:48:06,133
I can't allow Voglershausen to see his minister like that!

992
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,600
- Oh, there's a cabin there.

993
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,867
It is the answer to our prayer.

994
00:48:09,867 --> 00:48:12,067
We'll hang your things to dry.

995
00:48:12,067 --> 00:48:13,867
and we will go inside to warm ourselves.

996
00:48:13,867 --> 00:48:17,067
- A naked cabinet minister in a cabin?

997
00:48:17,067 --> 00:48:19,533
That's not my idea of ​​dignity.

998
00:48:19,533 --> 00:48:22,267
(birds chirping)

999
00:48:28,467 --> 00:48:30,067
- There must be something in these stories.

1000
00:48:30,067 --> 00:48:31,567
about love in the air.

1001
00:48:31,567 --> 00:48:33,667
I feel excitement, don't you?

1002
00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:36,267
- I must admit that I am not myself.

1003
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:38,667
- But you know, you really are

1004
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,467
much sexier just the way you are.

1005
00:48:40,467 --> 00:48:42,167
Suppose now you try to rape me.

1006
00:48:42,167 --> 00:48:44,067
I would enjoy every second.

1007
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:46,833
- (gasps) How can you suggest it!

1008
00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,067
- A couple I know has been through

1009
00:48:48,067 --> 00:48:51,633
six years of marriage without having children.

1010
00:48:51,633 --> 00:48:53,367
They would if they lived here.

1011
00:48:53,367 --> 00:48:55,767
- Wow, someone is coming!

1012
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:58,500
(birds chirping)

1013
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,633
- [Christina] Okay, they'll stop.

1014
00:49:03,633 --> 00:49:05,467
-If they see me like this,

1015
00:49:05,467 --> 00:49:07,067
Then my career will be over.

1016
00:49:07,067 --> 00:49:09,533
- It won't, don't forget, nothing strange.

1017
00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:14,133
that you have done, or anything peculiar that you plan to do,

1018
00:49:14,133 --> 00:49:17,600
It's not you, it's the work of the foehn.

1019
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,600
- If you think I'll buy into that silly female logic,

1020
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,433
you are forgetting one thing.

1021
00:49:22,433 --> 00:49:25,667
Whether I'm naked or not, I'm still respectable.

1022
00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:27,767
- Oh, (laughs).

1023
00:49:27,767 --> 00:49:29,133
- At least I try.

1024
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,700
(Cristina laughs)

1025
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,100
I'm going inside.

1026
00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:39,467
- Me too, a good secretary.

1027
00:49:39,467 --> 00:49:41,267
must always be within reach of the boss,

1028
00:49:41,267 --> 00:49:42,467
even in the hay.

1029
00:49:42,467 --> 00:49:44,567
- True, true, but only as a precaution,

1030
00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:46,867
We will keep a haystack between us.

1031
00:49:46,867 --> 00:49:49,867
(Cristina laughs)

1032
00:49:51,967 --> 00:49:54,800
(light and pleasant jazz music)

1033
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,833
- Let's start at the beginning, okay?

1034
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:59,167
Humans do not make love like animals do.

1035
00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:03,233
I guess you peasants only think about satisfying yourself.

1036
00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:06,133
That's what happens when you don't have sex education.

1037
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:09,533
You forget that your partner also needs to be satisfied.

1038
00:50:09,533 --> 00:50:11,367
and not only sexually.

1039
00:50:12,767 --> 00:50:14,967
You see, you shouldn't physically force someone,

1040
00:50:14,967 --> 00:50:18,167
Especially someone who has more experience.

1041
00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:19,467
Always remember that you have

1042
00:50:19,467 --> 00:50:22,900
a lot to learn from your partner.

1043
00:50:22,900 --> 00:50:25,200
There are so many ways to proceed.

1044
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,433
I will only mention one or two of the most successful.

1045
00:50:28,433 --> 00:50:30,500
In the case of a sensual person, it is...

1046
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:34,067
(woman panting passionately)

1047
00:50:35,067 --> 00:50:37,433
- What made you stop?

1048
00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:40,933
You said that we peasants never satisfy.

1049
00:50:42,267 --> 00:50:45,367
- I can't imagine saying something like that.

1050
00:50:45,367 --> 00:50:49,800
(both moaning passionately)

1051
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,867
- [Narrator] (laughs) Our good old friend

1052
00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:54,100
is working overtime.

1053
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,367
(group talk)

1054
00:50:55,367 --> 00:50:57,767
- Suzanne, please let me stay home.

1055
00:50:57,767 --> 00:50:59,700
Three little ones are more than enough!

1056
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:00,967
- You go.

1057
00:51:00,967 --> 00:51:02,767
The foehn is a gift from heaven and you have no right

1058
00:51:02,767 --> 00:51:04,500
deprive your wife of that.

1059
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,067
- Well, bye, bye.

1060
00:51:06,067 --> 00:51:07,233
- Remember what I said, don't come home too soon.

1061
00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:08,667
The older you get, the longer it takes!

1062
00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:11,133
- I won't, I promise, honey.

1063
00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:12,933
- Men, go ahead!

1064
00:51:12,933 --> 00:51:15,700
(everyone chatting)

1065
00:51:17,467 --> 00:51:19,233
- Everything is dry.

1066
00:51:19,233 --> 00:51:20,600
(laughs) Now you can be again

1067
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,333
a vapid Beauerocrat again.

1068
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:25,333
- Hmm, I'll ignore the word tasteless.

1069
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,967
- Does the word bureaucrat even bother you?

1070
00:51:27,967 --> 00:51:29,600
(laughs) I think this happens first.

1071
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,833
Let me help you.

1072
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,067
- After all, you will not do such a thing.

1073
00:51:32,067 --> 00:51:34,067
I'm old enough to dress myself.

1074
00:51:34,067 --> 00:51:35,833
- I was just trying to help, you're in such a hurry!

1075
00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:37,100
- Help, you've already helped enough!

1076
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,267
Whenever you help, it only makes things worse.

1077
00:51:39,267 --> 00:51:40,967
And they can't get much worse.

1078
00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,433
- Humph, well that's the gratitude a person receives.

1079
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,267
for doing a good deed.

1080
00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:52,600
(Nagel groans)

1081
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,067
- It itches!

1082
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:55,500
- Well, if you would let me help,

1083
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,067
Let's see what's bothering you.

1084
00:51:57,067 --> 00:51:58,967
(Nagel growls)

1085
00:51:58,967 --> 00:52:01,667
- The foehn is driving us all crazy!

1086
00:52:01,667 --> 00:52:04,733
Oh, pickles! (Cristina laughs)

1087
00:52:04,733 --> 00:52:07,700
(playful trumpet music)

1088
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:09,300
- [Narrator] The merry men march,

1089
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:13,067
But the foehn has made his own plans tonight.

1090
00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,100
- What, what is that?

1091
00:52:15,100 --> 00:52:17,133
- Oh, Mr. Mayor, that is a peculiar way.

1092
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:19,400
to welcome its tourists.

1093
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,867
- [Mayor] Well, I'm very sorry, miss.

1094
00:52:21,867 --> 00:52:23,733
- Don't let us bother you.

1095
00:52:23,733 --> 00:52:24,633
- Keep it clean.

1096
00:52:24,633 --> 00:52:27,300
(men laughing)

1097
00:52:32,267 --> 00:52:33,700
(Nagel gasps)

1098
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:37,867
(slightly mysterious rhythmic rock music)

1099
00:52:43,267 --> 00:52:45,900
- [Nagel] Oh, what do we do?

1100
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:49,067
- [Christina] Come here, let's go!

1101
00:52:49,067 --> 00:52:51,167
- Oh, little one, just cover me.

1102
00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,867
- Oh, no, that's not right.

1103
00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:53,967
- Over there.

1104
00:52:55,467 --> 00:52:58,067
- [Cristina] Here. (hay rustle)

1105
00:52:58,067 --> 00:53:00,700
(licking his lips)

1106
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,267
- Have you ever tried it in the hay?

1107
00:53:05,267 --> 00:53:09,367
- Not yet, it's another experience I'm looking forward to.

1108
00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:13,067
How about there?

1109
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:19,367
- [Michael] The hay seems more comfortable here.

1110
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,533
- Well, honey, where were we?

1111
00:53:25,533 --> 00:53:28,867
when they interrupted us so rudely, huh?

1112
00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:32,567
(both laugh)

1113
00:53:32,567 --> 00:53:33,900
Yes, I remember.

1114
00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:42,367
- 110, 111, 112, 113,

1115
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,133
That's fantastic, no heart can beat that fast!

1116
00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:50,500
Do you care? I can't breathe.

1117
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,867
Please stop harassing me.

1118
00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:54,667
- Don't worry, do you want them to listen to you?

1119
00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,400
- Oh, no, it's the foehn.

1120
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,367
- Listen, what is that noise?

1121
00:53:59,367 --> 00:54:02,067
- I don't know, the wind, I guess.

1122
00:54:02,067 --> 00:54:04,300
- Do you mean the foehn?

1123
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,433
Your old legends are tremendously charming,

1124
00:54:06,433 --> 00:54:10,333
but it would be better if you guys weren't so naive.

1125
00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:12,167
- So now we are naive?

1126
00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:13,833
Well, what are you waiting for after all?

1127
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:15,333
We are just peasants.

1128
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:18,500
Anyway, it's late, I should go home now.

1129
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,767
- Wait, oh, the night is young, my pet.

1130
00:54:21,767 --> 00:54:24,300
(Dagmar laughs)

1131
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:28,133
(men growling and fighting)

1132
00:54:33,533 --> 00:54:35,533
- Hey, tell me, what's going on there?

1133
00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:37,067
- Oh, we, we, uh--

1134
00:54:38,433 --> 00:54:40,667
-Will you be kind enough to remove your hand from my breast?

1135
00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:42,167
My meat is delicate.

1136
00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:43,667
- Oh, it sure is nice to touch.

1137
00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:46,400
I'm sorry I have to give it to someone else (laughs).

1138
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,067
- Where are you taking me?

1139
00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:49,567
- Ah, the Minister of Population.

1140
00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:51,067
He said we should get it out of public view.

1141
00:54:51,067 --> 00:54:52,333
So we'll take you to your room.

1142
00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:54,167
- [Gaby] Oh, then he'll be in for a surprise.

1143
00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,733
- Uh, take her to room number nine.

1144
00:54:56,733 --> 00:54:59,333
(men grunting)

1145
00:55:06,233 --> 00:55:07,467
- Baldwin? - Huh?

1146
00:55:07,467 --> 00:55:09,800
- We were looking for Michael.

1147
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,567
We figured if we waited long enough...

1148
00:55:11,567 --> 00:55:14,067
- We could catch the foehn with the mayor's wife.

1149
00:55:14,067 --> 00:55:16,900
- You two are regular spies, right?

1150
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,233
This time you are out of luck.

1151
00:55:18,233 --> 00:55:19,867
He went into the woods with that blonde.

1152
00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:22,667
- Oh, he did it, while half the town is waiting up for him.

1153
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:23,933
- Oh good.

1154
00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:26,067
Why bother with someone so useless?

1155
00:55:26,067 --> 00:55:28,200
Good night Baudouin.

1156
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:32,167
-Sleep well, girls, and have sweet dreams.

1157
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:35,067
(grunts) Balduin, what do you have to lose?

1158
00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:37,067
It's a good idea.

1159
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:38,600
- Do you realize what time it is?

1160
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,133
(gasps) Baldwin!

1161
00:55:40,133 --> 00:55:42,433
- I am the substitute, the real one could not come,

1162
00:55:42,433 --> 00:55:43,867
So I'll make the rounds tonight.

1163
00:55:43,867 --> 00:55:45,667
- [Inge] How dare you, you're completely crazy!

1164
00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:46,900
(crisp knocks)

1165
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:49,067
- Well, who were you waiting for then?

1166
00:55:49,067 --> 00:55:51,067
- My husband, of course.

1167
00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:54,933
I knew you weren't up to it, what an amateur!

1168
00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:56,533
You are nowhere near the man who is the foehn!

1169
00:55:56,533 --> 00:55:59,567
(Balduin growls)

1170
00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:01,500
You don't know the first thing

1171
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,367
about making love!

1172
00:56:03,367 --> 00:56:06,133
Was it too much for you? Sorry, I wore you out.

1173
00:56:06,133 --> 00:56:07,900
- But let me have one more chance.

1174
00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:08,733
- Go out!

1175
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,067
- [Balduin] Oh, ooh! (Inge grunting)

1176
00:56:14,067 --> 00:56:17,200
But (groans).

1177
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,800
- There it is, finally!

1178
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,767
- I warn you, I'm just a substitute for the foehn.

1179
00:56:22,767 --> 00:56:25,600
- Better a substitute than nothing, come on!

1180
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,133
- (laughs) Hey!

1181
00:56:29,133 --> 00:56:30,733
- I think we can go now.

1182
00:56:30,733 --> 00:56:32,933
They are both sleeping.

1183
00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:34,900
- If you asked me, they've earned it.

1184
00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:36,533
Oh, how they did it!

1185
00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:38,900
I was following the trail, four times...

1186
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,133
-Shh!

1187
00:56:40,133 --> 00:56:41,533
-[Christina] Not to mention in the forest--

1188
00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:44,800
- Christina, could you shut up?

1189
00:56:46,433 --> 00:56:47,267
Shh, shh!

1190
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,267
(crunching hay)

1191
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,400
Hurry up, come on, come on!

1192
00:57:01,233 --> 00:57:02,333
Oh come on!

1193
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:07,667
Idiot, come on!

1194
00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:08,567
(Cristina moans)

1195
00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:09,400
Shh!

1196
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:11,967
On tiptoe.

1197
00:57:14,767 --> 00:57:18,100
Look at it, oh (moans).

1198
00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:22,333
(wood rumble)

1199
00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:24,367
Damn! (Christina gasps)

1200
00:57:24,367 --> 00:57:28,200
- Oh, what do you know? We have had an audience all the time.

1201
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:29,333
- Is there anyone there?

1202
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,767
(playful orchestral music)

1203
00:57:31,767 --> 00:57:34,533
(Nagel groans)

1204
00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:42,233
(light rhythmic and playful rock music)

1205
00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:48,833
(both panting and sighing)

1206
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,700
- Finally, you know, now that I think about it,

1207
00:57:51,700 --> 00:57:54,067
There was a better use for that haystack.

1208
00:57:54,067 --> 00:57:55,467
- What's the use, may I ask?

1209
00:57:55,467 --> 00:57:56,400
- Oh, well, you might have...

1210
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,833
- No, I prefer to avoid the word.

1211
00:57:58,833 --> 00:58:01,067
Go to your room and forget about this nonsense.

1212
00:58:01,067 --> 00:58:02,733
- I will never forget it.

1213
00:58:02,733 --> 00:58:05,367
I will relive everything in my dreams.

1214
00:58:05,367 --> 00:58:09,533
- It's incredible how perverse you are, good night!

1215
00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:11,567
B-but that, that's your room! (Cristina moans)

1216
00:58:11,567 --> 00:58:12,900
It's over there.

1217
00:58:15,067 --> 00:58:16,633
(door slam)

1218
00:58:16,633 --> 00:58:19,067
(gasps) How dare they!

1219
00:58:19,067 --> 00:58:20,833
It is a direct affront.

1220
00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:28,400
Mmm, I wish you women would leave me alone.

1221
00:58:29,633 --> 00:58:32,200
(Nagel growls)

1222
00:58:37,867 --> 00:58:40,600
How can man be expected to sleep?

1223
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,567
(playful organ music)

1224
00:58:51,633 --> 00:58:54,067
Oh, it's that foehn again!

1225
00:58:54,067 --> 00:58:55,533
- [Narrator] Well, a man's foehn.

1226
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,300
It's another man's pleasure.

1227
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:01,833
(chickens squawking)

1228
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:04,567
(birds chirping)

1229
00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:08,567
(Dagmar yawns)

1230
00:59:08,567 --> 00:59:11,200
- Hello Gaby, you get up extremely early, right?

1231
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,467
- Hello, Miss Cornwall, you stay up late, don't you?

1232
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,433
- Don't be malicious, dear.

1233
00:59:15,433 --> 00:59:19,067
(yawns) I'm completely exhausted.

1234
00:59:19,067 --> 00:59:21,133
- The places where some people tend to sleep.

1235
00:59:21,133 --> 00:59:22,733
- Yes, in the hay.

1236
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:26,600
Ah, so you're jealous, you shouldn't be jealous, little one.

1237
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,400
It's a waste of time.

1238
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,200
- I wonder if you had a free minute.

1239
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,367
- No, not now, I really have to go to bed.

1240
00:59:32,367 --> 00:59:33,867
- Huh, please?

1241
00:59:33,867 --> 00:59:36,500
- Okay, if you bring my breakfast to my room then.

1242
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,067
- I'd love to.

1243
00:59:39,067 --> 00:59:41,833
(bubbling water)

1244
00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,100
(knocking on the door)

1245
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,167
-Who is it?

1246
00:59:50,167 --> 00:59:51,633
- [Gaby] Gaby.

1247
00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:52,700
- Come on.

1248
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,233
- [Gaby] Your breakfast.

1249
00:59:57,233 --> 00:59:58,400
- [Dagmar] Oh, wait, I'll have it in bed.

1250
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,233
- Sure.

1251
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,800
- Everything is ready there.

1252
01:00:07,967 --> 01:00:09,567
Don't you want to sit down?

1253
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,867
- Thank you.

1254
01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:16,267
- And now tell me what's bothering you, Gaby.

1255
01:00:16,267 --> 01:00:18,433
- Hey, where do I start?

1256
01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,300
- Maybe I should start by explaining that

1257
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:25,300
I have no intention of running away with you

1258
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:27,233
Well, with Michael.

1259
01:00:27,233 --> 01:00:28,500
- No?

1260
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,533
- No, I really don't know.

1261
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:33,300
I'm a model, as long as I can choose,

1262
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:35,900
Why should you choose a blacksmith?

1263
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:38,000
I don't want to say it's not a dream.

1264
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,567
You certainly have to hand it to him.

1265
01:00:39,567 --> 01:00:41,933
when it comes to resistance.

1266
01:00:41,933 --> 01:00:43,900
- So you are not in love with each other?

1267
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:45,367
- Of course not.

1268
01:00:45,367 --> 01:00:48,333
That's all you know about life.

1269
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:51,233
Michael and I just made love for fun.

1270
01:00:51,233 --> 01:00:53,967
After my experiences with all kinds of lovers,

1271
01:00:53,967 --> 01:00:56,067
the primitive type was very refreshing.

1272
01:00:56,067 --> 01:00:58,067
I certainly enjoyed it, however,

1273
01:00:58,067 --> 01:00:59,400
tomorrow I will have forgotten

1274
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,333
and I will be with someone else in another town.

1275
01:01:02,333 --> 01:01:03,733
It's the truth, and that leaves you

1276
01:01:03,733 --> 01:01:06,100
to chase your blacksmith all you want.

1277
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,967
- Ah, you are wonderful! - Look at it!

1278
01:01:07,967 --> 01:01:09,900
- Thank you Thank you.

1279
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,933
- Have you already had breakfast?

1280
01:01:12,933 --> 01:01:14,333
- I wasn't in the mood for that.

1281
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,900
- Now, do you want something to eat?

1282
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:19,067
- Mm-hmm, I feel much better.

1283
01:01:19,067 --> 01:01:20,800
- I don't see why.

1284
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,267
Just because I broke up with Michael

1285
01:01:22,267 --> 01:01:24,600
It doesn't mean it's yours.

1286
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,400
- Yes, it's so useless.

1287
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,700
What makes him so stubborn?

1288
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:30,933
He says it's because I'm just a virgin.

1289
01:01:30,933 --> 01:01:31,767
- Only?

1290
01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:38,200
Michael is an unusual guy, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered.

1291
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,367
Now, why don't you try to catch him?

1292
01:01:40,367 --> 01:01:41,967
- But how?

1293
01:01:41,967 --> 01:01:43,400
Oh, I'm sure you can help.

1294
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,967
You have had a lot of experience.

1295
01:01:44,967 --> 01:01:48,733
- Sure, but not with men who weren't willing.

1296
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,167
You were in a barrel with him when I first saw you.

1297
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,867
- Just by accident.

1298
01:01:53,867 --> 01:01:55,900
- It makes sense,

1299
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:57,800
but you have to surprise him.

1300
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,833
That would work.

1301
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,733
Are you willing to do anything, Gaby?

1302
01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:03,733
- Of course, anything, I would be willing.

1303
01:02:03,733 --> 01:02:07,300
go to the end of the world for a lover like that.

1304
01:02:07,300 --> 01:02:10,967
- Okay, I'll help you if you want.

1305
01:02:10,967 --> 01:02:12,667
- [Gaby] I'm afraid I drank your coffee.

1306
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,433
- Unless you have some wild germs,

1307
01:02:14,433 --> 01:02:16,733
I'm not going to worry about that (laughs).

1308
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:19,467
(engine rumble in the distance)

1309
01:02:19,467 --> 01:02:23,200
- New guests, I must go. (car horn honking)

1310
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,733
I'm going to name my first daughter Dagmar, for you.

1311
01:02:25,733 --> 01:02:28,400
(Dagmar laughs)

1312
01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:33,100
- [Christina] Well, that was quick, good to see you.

1313
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:35,567
- We left right after you called.

1314
01:02:35,567 --> 01:02:37,733
- [Cristina] Angela! - Cristina.

1315
01:02:37,733 --> 01:02:39,167
-What's all this about the foehn?

1316
01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:40,967
I had never heard of something so absurd.

1317
01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:45,233
- What happens until you've tried it before quitting?

1318
01:02:45,233 --> 01:02:46,733
- There is foehn for everyone.

1319
01:02:46,733 --> 01:02:48,067
- What was that?

1320
01:02:48,067 --> 01:02:49,433
- Our new greeting for the arrival of guests.

1321
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:52,200
- Oh, sure, I got you, the wind, huh?

1322
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,600
I hope it works.

1323
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:55,700
- I'm passing by here. - Thank you.

1324
01:02:57,267 --> 01:03:00,633
- And that's how it seems to work.

1325
01:03:00,633 --> 01:03:02,767
- [Man with hat] Good afternoon, ladies.

1326
01:03:02,767 --> 01:03:05,233
- And the majority are over 60 years old.

1327
01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:08,700
- But how do they manage to marry such young wives?

1328
01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,133
- Oh, it's a question of money.

1329
01:03:10,133 --> 01:03:11,833
An older man has more

1330
01:03:11,833 --> 01:03:14,433
and he won't have it for long.

1331
01:03:14,433 --> 01:03:18,500
His wife is six months pregnant with number five.

1332
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,467
- I can't get over it.

1333
01:03:21,467 --> 01:03:22,867
I wonder if it would work for us.

1334
01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:24,267
Poor Fritz has to do something.

1335
01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:26,833
- You'll see. - It wouldn't hurt to try.

1336
01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:27,767
- But it's true.

1337
01:03:27,767 --> 01:03:29,067
- But Michael wouldn't do that,

1338
01:03:29,067 --> 01:03:30,433
He says he will go with her.

1339
01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:31,800
- That blonde can't offer Michael

1340
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,767
anything we don't have much more of.

1341
01:03:33,767 --> 01:03:35,933
- We have to make sure he stays here.

1342
01:03:35,933 --> 01:03:38,067
Fix it with a local girl.

1343
01:03:38,067 --> 01:03:41,367
- A local girl, I think I have it.

1344
01:03:41,367 --> 01:03:43,433
I hope it works.

1345
01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:46,233
Oh, Gaby?

1346
01:03:46,233 --> 01:03:47,733
- [Gaby] I'm here.

1347
01:03:50,167 --> 01:03:52,067
- I wonder if I could ask you a question.

1348
01:03:52,067 --> 01:03:53,967
of a personal nature.

1349
01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:56,200
- Well, you can always ask.

1350
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,067
- I was curious to know what your romance is like.

1351
01:03:59,067 --> 01:04:01,067
With Michael he leaves.

1352
01:04:01,067 --> 01:04:02,533
- Which is not.

1353
01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:05,633
You managed to nip it in the bud, Inge.

1354
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:07,067
- I don't understand.

1355
01:04:07,067 --> 01:04:08,500
If I were in your place,

1356
01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:10,567
I wouldn't have done what my stepmother said.

1357
01:04:10,567 --> 01:04:13,900
- Oh, but dear, I have done exactly what you said.

1358
01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:15,467
- I can't understand why you gave up.

1359
01:04:15,467 --> 01:04:19,367
such a wonderful specimen of manhood with such ease.

1360
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,833
- Honestly, just a few days ago,

1361
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:24,867
You told me you thought I was a degenerate, Inge.

1362
01:04:24,867 --> 01:04:28,067
- But things have changed since then, dear.

1363
01:04:28,067 --> 01:04:29,333
Do you really want to lose?

1364
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,467
A handsome boy like that to a stranger?

1365
01:04:31,467 --> 01:04:34,067
Where is your pride in our people?

1366
01:04:35,467 --> 01:04:39,333
- I will do it, I will sacrifice myself for Voglershausen.

1367
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,433
If you want to know, I intended to do it from the beginning.

1368
01:04:43,433 --> 01:04:44,933
- I'm proud of you, dear.

1369
01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:47,733
I was sure we could count on you.

1370
01:04:47,733 --> 01:04:50,833
But you must not forget that you only have one night.

1371
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:53,133
- And? When I want to charm a man,

1372
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:54,567
I know how to do it.

1373
01:04:54,567 --> 01:04:56,833
Would you mind doing this?

1374
01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:08,367
- [Michael] Dagmar, are you sleeping?

1375
01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:10,367
- Who has heard of a sleeping girl?

1376
01:05:10,367 --> 01:05:12,667
while she waits for you?

1377
01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:13,500
hurry up,

1378
01:05:14,533 --> 01:05:15,533
please come.

1379
01:05:23,467 --> 01:05:26,567
- What's wrong, why are you shaking?

1380
01:05:26,567 --> 01:05:30,467
(Gaby moans passionately)

1381
01:05:30,467 --> 01:05:32,567
Tell me, how can someone with your experience

1382
01:05:32,567 --> 01:05:35,967
shake like that, what's wrong with you?

1383
01:05:35,967 --> 01:05:37,533
- I love you Michael.

1384
01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:39,733
Please, you must not say a word.

1385
01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,133
- Gaby!

1386
01:05:41,133 --> 01:05:44,700
- I told you, you would never leave me.

1387
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:48,700
- But I had no idea you'd ever try that.

1388
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:51,067
and the worst thing is, who could wait

1389
01:05:51,067 --> 01:05:53,067
Can an 18 year old do that trick?

1390
01:05:53,067 --> 01:05:55,900
- Nowadays women grow earlier.

1391
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:58,100
- Actually, I'm happy.

1392
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:00,833
I've been waiting for this to happen since you got here.

1393
01:06:00,833 --> 01:06:02,767
You are wonderful, Gaby.

1394
01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:06,600
- [Dagmar] I hope you're not angry

1395
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,200
about the joke we played on you.

1396
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,700
- Oh, of course not, after all,

1397
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:12,333
That's how I met my future wife.

1398
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:14,333
- I feel like a marriage mediator.

1399
01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:16,700
Don't worry, I'm not going to send you an invoice.

1400
01:06:16,700 --> 01:06:18,867
Now when I'm gone and you need advice,

1401
01:06:18,867 --> 01:06:21,133
I slipped a very useful book under your pillow.

1402
01:06:21,133 --> 01:06:24,600
called The art of keeping your partner happy in old age.

1403
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,433
- Then that's really a book for you.

1404
01:06:26,433 --> 01:06:29,100
(both laughing)

1405
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:35,067
- Oh, um, how far is the next town that has a blacksmith?

1406
01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:37,467
- It's Groshardfenning, 24 kilometers away.

1407
01:06:37,467 --> 01:06:38,467
- Thank you.

1408
01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,467
- It is said that he is more than 90 years old.

1409
01:06:42,467 --> 01:06:44,900
- Oh, well then it will be perfect.

1410
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:45,733
See you around.

1411
01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:52,133
(engine roars)

1412
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,767
(nice and lively marching band music)

1413
01:06:55,767 --> 01:06:57,500
- Have a good trip, Dagmar.

1414
01:06:59,967 --> 01:07:02,067
- Hello, I just got Michael.

1415
01:07:02,067 --> 01:07:04,467
together with Gaby I think they will be happy,

1416
01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:06,767
as long as you have to be completely convinced

1417
01:07:06,767 --> 01:07:08,867
to turn off the foehn from now on.

1418
01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:09,700
- To what?

1419
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:11,900
- To start the foehn law.

1420
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,367
(scoffs) You act like you don't know.

1421
01:07:14,367 --> 01:07:15,367
You don't want to say that no one has told you.

1422
01:07:15,367 --> 01:07:17,767
What's going on all this time?

1423
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,233
- It's a shock.

1424
01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:20,933
Don't tell me there's no foehn!

1425
01:07:20,933 --> 01:07:22,667
- Not the foehn you are referring to.

1426
01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:24,800
The wind cannot produce anything by itself.

1427
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,833
This is what the town blacksmith does.

1428
01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,333
- Cristina, how terrifying.

1429
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:29,967
- Of course.

1430
01:07:29,967 --> 01:07:33,067
I was about to hook the Minister of Population,

1431
01:07:33,067 --> 01:07:36,667
But if he ever finds out about this, it will all be over.

1432
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:38,067
I can't let him find out.

1433
01:07:38,067 --> 01:07:39,400
- But how can that help me?

1434
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,933
I mean, all I want is a baby.

1435
01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:44,100
and I'm not going to get one, so I might as well go home.

1436
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:46,433
- But wait a minute, you're too upset.

1437
01:07:46,433 --> 01:07:49,433
Now calm down and think about it.

1438
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,700
If the secret is kept,

1439
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:54,833
All people assume that foehn works.

1440
01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:59,067
In fact, the idea itself is designed to satisfy a defined need.

1441
01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:04,133
If you could hide it from Fritz,

1442
01:08:04,133 --> 01:08:06,367
no one would find out.

1443
01:08:06,367 --> 01:08:09,967
- Do you mean that I should go to the town blacksmith?

1444
01:08:09,967 --> 01:08:12,167
Wow, you've lost your mind!

1445
01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,800
- I'm serious.

1446
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,333
In your case, first things first.

1447
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,633
You've prioritized a baby and that's it.

1448
01:08:19,633 --> 01:08:22,533
The means are justified by the end.

1449
01:08:22,533 --> 01:08:25,100
- You are absolutely diabolical!

1450
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,467
And you hoped he meant it,

1451
01:08:29,467 --> 01:08:33,633
But I couldn't make myself do something like that.

1452
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:40,067
Like George Washington, the father of his country.

1453
01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:43,333
- The next mother here is going to be Gaby.

1454
01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:45,933
- At your age, and I have been trying for more than six years.

1455
01:08:45,933 --> 01:08:47,233
and it seems that nothing happens.

1456
01:08:47,233 --> 01:08:48,700
You don't know what it's like.

1457
01:08:48,700 --> 01:08:52,333
- Well, if you relax a little, you will have your son.

1458
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:53,833
- If only I could.

1459
01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:58,600
If I wanted, I could close my eyes,

1460
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,200
Maybe I would feel better without knowing it,

1461
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:06,367
So if I pretend I'm making love to my husband (gasp)!

1462
01:09:07,633 --> 01:09:10,667
- What a good idea, it's brilliant!

1463
01:09:10,667 --> 01:09:12,533
You just thought of an ideal way

1464
01:09:12,533 --> 01:09:16,233
handle an immoral situation morally.

1465
01:09:16,233 --> 01:09:17,833
- I am completely ashamed of myself.

1466
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,300
for even thinking such a thing.

1467
01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:23,200
There must be some truth to this Voglershausen myth.

1468
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,933
- Oh, I hope Mr. Nagel thinks so.

1469
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:27,267
- I would totally agree if you help me.

1470
01:09:27,267 --> 01:09:29,600
Take this blacksmith to my room.

1471
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,300
- The only way is to use the same trick that Gaby did.

1472
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:36,467
Let me fix it with Annie, of course, if that's okay?

1473
01:09:36,467 --> 01:09:38,633
- Mmm okay. (Cristina laughs)

1474
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:42,467
(playful trumpet fanfare)

1475
01:09:42,467 --> 01:09:44,633
- [Narrator] Once again, the night wind blows.

1476
01:09:44,633 --> 01:09:47,933
and everyone hopes that the foehn will stimulate their senses,

1477
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:51,933
satisfy their desires and get their wives pregnant.

1478
01:09:51,933 --> 01:09:54,667
So forward men and up the foehn!

1479
01:09:56,567 --> 01:09:59,167
(men moaning)

1480
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:02,367
- You know, tonight is going to be

1481
01:10:02,367 --> 01:10:04,467
a big difference in my life.

1482
01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:07,400
Here, have a drink, it's good.

1483
01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:12,033
(both hiccups)

1484
01:10:12,033 --> 01:10:14,133
And what are your plans for tonight?

1485
01:10:14,133 --> 01:10:17,700
- Well, I thought about getting my wife pregnant.

1486
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,667
- You are very lucky, Christina and Angela.

1487
01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:24,767
An unforgettable night awaits you.

1488
01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:29,233
- Oh, Christina, my knees are shaking.

1489
01:10:29,233 --> 01:10:31,333
- You still have time to relax.

1490
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:32,733
- I hope you understood the message.

1491
01:10:32,733 --> 01:10:34,167
- Well, you can always count on Annie.

1492
01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:35,467
You better get naked.

1493
01:10:35,467 --> 01:10:38,067
- Should I be naked? What's wrong with using this?

1494
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,233
- Well, if you want to be taken for Gaby,

1495
01:10:40,233 --> 01:10:42,567
Without pajamas, she's a confirmed nudist, you know.

1496
01:10:42,567 --> 01:10:46,133
- Oh, I wish I were calmer, give me a drag.

1497
01:10:47,567 --> 01:10:50,533
My mom, I feel like a virgin on your wedding night.

1498
01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:53,400
(Cristina laughs)

1499
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:55,833
- Wait, I'll join you.

1500
01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:57,200
- Why isn't Gaby coming tonight?

1501
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:58,933
-She sent me a note a moment ago.

1502
01:10:58,933 --> 01:11:01,933
She said she would prefer I go to her room at the hotel.

1503
01:11:01,933 --> 01:11:04,500
to number six, the same as last night.

1504
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,400
And you, how is Lorenz doing in your portrait?

1505
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,433
- Oh, we haven't really kept up.

1506
01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,733
You know how it is.

1507
01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:12,633
Love seems to be hereditary.

1508
01:11:12,633 --> 01:11:13,967
(both laughing)

1509
01:11:13,967 --> 01:11:16,633
(door slam)

1510
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:21,533
-Hey, I hope you're not sleeping.

1511
01:11:21,533 --> 01:11:22,467
- Hurry up.

1512
01:11:24,233 --> 01:11:27,067
(Angela moans)

1513
01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:30,933
- Why are you shaking tonight?

1514
01:11:30,933 --> 01:11:32,833
You don't have to be afraid of me.

1515
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:35,600
(Michael moans passionately)

1516
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,067
Tonight you can talk to me.

1517
01:11:38,067 --> 01:11:39,533
It's not like it was last night,

1518
01:11:39,533 --> 01:11:41,600
I mean, about your voice.

1519
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,767
- Number nine, Dr. Nagel.

1520
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,133
Good foehn to you.

1521
01:11:46,133 --> 01:11:50,400
Oh, how I envy your secretary tonight, sir.

1522
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,567
- I wouldn't mind that at all, Super Boobs.

1523
01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:56,733
(Nagel blows a kiss)

1524
01:11:56,733 --> 01:12:00,067
(Nagel laughs)

1525
01:12:00,067 --> 01:12:01,533
Super Boobs, you're drunk.

1526
01:12:01,533 --> 01:12:05,733
You mix your nines with your sixes (grunts).

1527
01:12:05,733 --> 01:12:10,133
- Ah, that was wonderful, I had never had such a good time.

1528
01:12:10,133 --> 01:12:12,400
Fritz, the foehn did it.

1529
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,733
- Fritz, who is Fritz?

1530
01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:17,767
- Gaby, who is that Fritz of yours, tell me!

1531
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,867
(Angela gasps)

1532
01:12:19,867 --> 01:12:22,800
But you're not, my God, you're not Gaby.

1533
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,633
- And you.

1534
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,800
(gasps) What is this? You're not my Fritz!

1535
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:31,233
What happened? What have I done?

1536
01:12:31,233 --> 01:12:33,067
- Please don't get excited.

1537
01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:35,467
Sorry, I'm just as embarrassed.

1538
01:12:35,467 --> 01:12:37,967
I will break up Gaby if she ever finds out about this.

1539
01:12:37,967 --> 01:12:39,433
- You're done, how's Fritz?

1540
01:12:39,433 --> 01:12:41,367
- I can't understand what happened to him.

1541
01:12:41,367 --> 01:12:43,567
(steps approaching)

1542
01:12:43,567 --> 01:12:44,833
- (gasps) My husband!

1543
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,867
Oh, you have to get out, hurry up!

1544
01:12:46,867 --> 01:12:50,633
- (humming) Oh, my little Christina,

1545
01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:54,200
As punctual in my bed as in my office, mmm.

1546
01:12:55,467 --> 01:12:57,200
- Mr. Nagel, I'm not Christina.

1547
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,433
And this is not your room, sir.

1548
01:12:59,433 --> 01:13:02,067
- Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am.

1549
01:13:02,067 --> 01:13:05,467
Then I really must have room number nine.

1550
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,633
- Number nine, okay.

1551
01:13:08,633 --> 01:13:10,300
(fun music from a marching band)

1552
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:12,133
A friend for everyone.

1553
01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:15,933
Honey, where are you? ah.

1554
01:13:17,067 --> 01:13:20,633
(Fritz mutters drunk)

1555
01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:26,400
Here I come. (bed creaking)

1556
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,967
(fun music from a marching band)

1557
01:13:31,867 --> 01:13:35,367
- Well, what do you know, I'm here.

1558
01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:38,433
Hey, you're a little screwed.

1559
01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:41,067
What are you doing in my bed, hmm?

1560
01:13:41,067 --> 01:13:43,267
Or is the foehn screwed?

1561
01:13:44,467 --> 01:13:45,967
Oh don't bother, I can always come

1562
01:13:45,967 --> 01:13:50,100
and sleep with Christina, she is the next door neighbor.

1563
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:54,567
(fun music from a marching band)

1564
01:13:54,567 --> 01:13:57,733
Oh, my beautiful goddess of fertility.

1565
01:13:58,933 --> 01:14:01,300
My God, you are not a statue, you are flesh and blood.

1566
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:05,600
- Wait a minute, did the foehn affect your eyes, Mr. Nagel?

1567
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,433
- Oh, that useless guy, he's already sleeping.

1568
01:14:08,433 --> 01:14:10,833
It's because of that foehn again!

1569
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:13,267
I can't stand it, if something is to be done,

1570
01:14:13,267 --> 01:14:15,600
I guess I'll have to do it.

1571
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:19,200
(fun music from a marching band)

1572
01:14:24,433 --> 01:14:25,800
I'm ashamed of you. (Fritz snores)

1573
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,367
You didn't even kiss me goodnight!

1574
01:14:27,367 --> 01:14:31,533
(loud snoring over fun music from a marching band)

1575
01:14:39,067 --> 01:14:42,067
- Your secretary is in the opposite room, number 10.

1576
01:14:42,067 --> 01:14:43,967
- Uh, those are all confusing figures.

1577
01:14:43,967 --> 01:14:46,400
I'm sorry I bothered you (laughs).

1578
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,667
Bye bye. (all laughing)

1579
01:14:52,367 --> 01:14:56,100
Dr. Nagel, consultation by appointment (hiccup).

1580
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,233
She's the secretary of number 10, okay.

1581
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:00,067
Up we go.

1582
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,200
Christina, it's me, the boss.

1583
01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:10,733
Can I come in please?

1584
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,333
Mmm, Cristina?

1585
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,167
Oh!

1586
01:15:17,967 --> 01:15:19,300
Yoo-hoo, oo-hoo!

1587
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:24,433
My second, the secretary is not (hiccup),

1588
01:15:24,433 --> 01:15:27,567
so I'll wait in my sexretaria's bed,

1589
01:15:27,567 --> 01:15:30,333
Until my secretary comes back, nah.

1590
01:15:31,433 --> 01:15:32,933
- I think it's okay to go.

1591
01:15:32,933 --> 01:15:36,067
- Then leave, my husband will be here any moment.

1592
01:15:36,067 --> 01:15:37,500
Whatever happens...

1593
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,133
- It will be between you and me.

1594
01:15:39,133 --> 01:15:41,400
- That's a euphemism.

1595
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,067
- You wouldn't know where Gaby is.

1596
01:15:43,067 --> 01:15:44,167
- [Angela] How should I know?

1597
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:46,467
- [Michael] I better ask Annie.

1598
01:15:46,467 --> 01:15:47,733
(door slam)

1599
01:15:47,733 --> 01:15:51,333
- Michael, I'm very glad you came to see me.

1600
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:52,933
- Now stop there, don't forget,

1601
01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:54,800
I have the first call for you.

1602
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,833
Has the foehn renounced married women?

1603
01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:58,100
- Oh, shut up, stupid.

1604
01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,567
I want to know where Gaby is.

1605
01:15:59,567 --> 01:16:00,967
- I have no idea where it is,

1606
01:16:00,967 --> 01:16:02,500
But I can tell you his room number.

1607
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,800
It's number 16.

1608
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,067
- [Michael] Thank you very much.

1609
01:16:05,067 --> 01:16:07,133
(bell rings)

1610
01:16:07,133 --> 01:16:08,167
(knocking on the door)

1611
01:16:08,167 --> 01:16:11,533
(dogs barking)

1612
01:16:11,533 --> 01:16:15,933
- Michael, why don't you answer me, what's wrong?

1613
01:16:15,933 --> 01:16:17,533
- Miguel!

1614
01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:18,967
- Inge, I'm sorry.

1615
01:16:18,967 --> 01:16:20,433
I'm looking for Gaby.

1616
01:16:20,433 --> 01:16:22,867
- How could you forget? Tonight is the night of the foehn.

1617
01:16:22,867 --> 01:16:25,767
- Sorry, the foehn is out of order.

1618
01:16:25,767 --> 01:16:27,267
I'm getting married.

1619
01:16:27,267 --> 01:16:29,067
- (scoffs) Of course, and you're going to continue.

1620
01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:31,067
like foehn when you're married too.

1621
01:16:31,067 --> 01:16:32,233
Wait a minute.

1622
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,533
Get out of here, it's my husband!

1623
01:16:39,133 --> 01:16:42,500
- Not bad, what a costume for a man to come home to.

1624
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,967
when he has had as much foehn as I have.

1625
01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:47,167
Tonight was stronger than ever!

1626
01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:50,867
Come on, let's go in and see.

1627
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:54,567
- Where can Fritz be, what's holding him back?

1628
01:16:54,567 --> 01:16:56,800
Cristina, Cristina, wake up!

1629
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,733
(gasps) you're everywhere I go!

1630
01:16:59,733 --> 01:17:01,600
I thought this was Christina's room.

1631
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,600
- Well, well, well, who, no, what do you want from her?

1632
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:07,067
- I want to find my husband.

1633
01:17:07,067 --> 01:17:09,433
- Mmm, come on honey.

1634
01:17:09,433 --> 01:17:12,633
That foehn was something, you're going to find out.

1635
01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,633
- [Both] Oh! (head hits the wall)

1636
01:17:14,633 --> 01:17:17,067
- (gasps) Fritz!

1637
01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:18,533
- Cristina, you...

1638
01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:22,067
- Fritz, you're in the wrong room.

1639
01:17:22,067 --> 01:17:24,767
(Fritz groans)

1640
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:28,433
Here, let me help you.

1641
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,933
- Hey!

1642
01:17:30,933 --> 01:17:32,867
- If you ask me where Fritz is,

1643
01:17:32,867 --> 01:17:34,367
that's where you'll find it.

1644
01:17:34,367 --> 01:17:35,933
Now I want to sleep.

1645
01:17:35,933 --> 01:17:40,167
(funny big band music)

1646
01:17:40,167 --> 01:17:42,700
- Dear, they have less traffic on Broadway.

1647
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,333
(Fritz groans)

1648
01:17:45,333 --> 01:17:48,767
(funny big band music)

1649
01:17:53,967 --> 01:17:58,133
Nobody in this room either, I'm getting tired of that foehn!

1650
01:17:59,567 --> 01:18:01,133
- Where do you think Angela is?

1651
01:18:01,133 --> 01:18:02,067
(Fritz groans)

1652
01:18:02,067 --> 01:18:03,400
Incredible what happens here.

1653
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,900
Wherever it is, this is your room.

1654
01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:08,833
Now don't move from that. - Oh!

1655
01:18:09,767 --> 01:18:11,300
(knocking on the door)

1656
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:13,100
- Lorenz, open up, it's me, Gaby.

1657
01:18:13,100 --> 01:18:14,333
Christel, was at the forge.

1658
01:18:14,333 --> 01:18:16,533
Why wasn't your brother waiting for me there?

1659
01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:21,267
- Because you wrote him a note saying come to the hotel.

1660
01:18:21,267 --> 01:18:22,700
- Oh, Christina, I've looked everywhere.

1661
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,533
this madhouse for Fritz.

1662
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,800
- Oh, it's safe in your room where it belongs.

1663
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:30,133
but I think the foehn caught him, Mr. Nagel.

1664
01:18:30,133 --> 01:18:31,833
- No, he's safe in your bed.

1665
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:34,200
- Oh, yes I think the foehn works.

1666
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,333
I think it's his Waterloo! - Have fun.

1667
01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:38,800
- [Christina] I will, thank you.

1668
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,167
-Hey, wake up Fritz! (Fritz snores)

1669
01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:43,267
You lazy moron, how can you sleep?

1670
01:18:43,267 --> 01:18:46,433
When does the famous Voglershausen foehn sound outside?

1671
01:18:46,433 --> 01:18:49,100
(door slam)

1672
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:55,400
- Oh, leave this, Mr. Nagel. (Nagel snores)

1673
01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:56,833
Don't worry sir, you won't get

1674
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,733
thrown out of my bed,

1675
01:18:58,733 --> 01:19:01,100
But would you mind coming closer to let me in?

1676
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,567
(Nagel groans)

1677
01:19:03,567 --> 01:19:06,500
(Nagel snores)

1678
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,733
- What do you mean?

1679
01:19:07,733 --> 01:19:08,933
I never sent a note, I was hoping to see it.

1680
01:19:08,933 --> 01:19:12,067
Tonight at the forge, not at the hotel.

1681
01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:15,600
- But honestly, he wouldn't invent such a thing.

1682
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,733
- I wouldn't do it, although I would very much like to be.

1683
01:19:18,733 --> 01:19:20,467
Cause if this is just a trick to keep up

1684
01:19:20,467 --> 01:19:24,067
This foehn joke is on him!

1685
01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:25,567
(door slam)

1686
01:19:25,567 --> 01:19:29,067
(Cristel laughs)

1687
01:19:29,067 --> 01:19:30,633
- Why don't we stop for a while, eh?

1688
01:19:30,633 --> 01:19:32,500
You've worked hard enough for one night.

1689
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:35,333
(Cristel laughs)

1690
01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:40,767
(both moaning)

1691
01:19:40,767 --> 01:19:43,767
(door slam)

1692
01:19:43,767 --> 01:19:46,167
- Is Michael, the town blacksmith, here?

1693
01:19:46,167 --> 01:19:47,167
I was here?

1694
01:19:49,067 --> 01:19:50,433
- I'm afraid, miss,

1695
01:19:50,433 --> 01:19:52,767
You have a lot of courage to ask someone that.

1696
01:19:52,767 --> 01:19:54,433
- Sorry for bothering you.

1697
01:19:54,433 --> 01:19:56,500
I should never have suspected you.

1698
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,800
Anyway, from now on I will never have to suspect anyone.

1699
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,667
I'll put a chastity belt on him.

1700
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:03,900
(the door slams)

1701
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,767
- Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to close the door.

1702
01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:06,900
- I have a strange feeling

1703
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:09,667
that we are not where we were.

1704
01:20:09,667 --> 01:20:12,100
- Well, I don't know, maybe they changed the beds.

1705
01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:13,500
- Yes that is.

1706
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:16,533
I swear we had a double bed, very strange.

1707
01:20:16,533 --> 01:20:19,600
I guess there's enough room for us, that's all that matters.

1708
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,733
- That's the only thing that really matters, honey.

1709
01:20:21,733 --> 01:20:23,067
You are absolutely right.

1710
01:20:24,733 --> 01:20:27,467
- I'll murder that guy!

1711
01:20:27,467 --> 01:20:29,633
I'll make him suffer for this!

1712
01:20:29,633 --> 01:20:31,933
He can't do this to me!

1713
01:20:31,933 --> 01:20:34,000
What do you think I am, a fool?

1714
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:37,400
(funny big band music)

1715
01:20:39,633 --> 01:20:41,900
(groans) I guess I deserved it.

1716
01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:44,800
Whose fault is it that a virgin makes love to the foehn?

1717
01:20:44,800 --> 01:20:46,800
Warn the virgins to run.

1718
01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:51,333
Oh who cares, why shouldn't I continue?

1719
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:53,733
Play foehn if you want?

1720
01:20:53,733 --> 01:20:55,067
But not with me!

1721
01:20:57,433 --> 01:21:00,700
- And I sat all night waiting for you.

1722
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:02,967
- But I'm sure they said the number six instead.

1723
01:21:02,967 --> 01:21:05,800
- The joke idea of ​​some jealous housewife.

1724
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:07,333
Look, since the day I fell in love,

1725
01:21:07,333 --> 01:21:08,800
I haven't played the game.

1726
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,700
- You know, I was going to make you ride

1727
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,700
with a chastity belt.

1728
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:15,133
- Would you have done that to me?

1729
01:21:15,133 --> 01:21:17,700
- No, do you know why not?

1730
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:20,367
I would be afraid of losing the key.

1731
01:21:21,733 --> 01:21:24,500
- [Narrator] (laughs) Well, the foehn is over.

1732
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,633
Or is that it?

1733
01:21:25,633 --> 01:21:27,367
(chicken squawking)

1734
01:21:27,367 --> 01:21:30,067
(both moaning)

1735
01:21:34,433 --> 01:21:35,800
- One night, you love someone,

1736
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,533
and the next morning you suffocate her.

1737
01:21:37,533 --> 01:21:39,333
You are really horrible.

1738
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,833
- (gasps) Did I love you last night?

1739
01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:42,933
What do you mean?

1740
01:21:42,933 --> 01:21:45,867
(Cristina laughs)

1741
01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:49,067
Christina, how come you are in my bed?

1742
01:21:49,067 --> 01:21:53,067
- Why don't you look around before making accusations, hmm?

1743
01:21:53,067 --> 01:21:55,467
(Nagel growls)

1744
01:21:55,467 --> 01:21:59,367
- I'm sorry, but how come I'm in your bed?

1745
01:21:59,367 --> 01:22:01,600
- Honey, why ask questions now?

1746
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,967
After what happened between us?

1747
01:22:03,967 --> 01:22:05,867
- You don't mean to say that he went that far?

1748
01:22:05,867 --> 01:22:07,767
- Surely no man in his right mind

1749
01:22:07,767 --> 01:22:10,167
It'll probably be all damn night.

1750
01:22:10,167 --> 01:22:12,933
in bed with a young admirer

1751
01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:15,433
without fulfilling, well, his duty.

1752
01:22:16,267 --> 01:22:17,933
- Oh, I was screwed.

1753
01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:20,433
- Yes dear.

1754
01:22:23,633 --> 01:22:26,767
Isn't it time we set the date for,

1755
01:22:26,767 --> 01:22:28,500
to walk down the aisle?

1756
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:31,233
- (gasps) Oh no!

1757
01:22:31,233 --> 01:22:33,400
(church bells ring)

1758
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:37,400
(crowd cheering and applauding)

1759
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:45,567
- Well, father-in-law. - I'm proud of you, boy.

1760
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:49,433
- And now, the biggest celebration of all.

1761
01:22:49,433 --> 01:22:51,867
in the history of Voglershausen!

1762
01:22:51,867 --> 01:22:54,533
Everyone is invited to join!

1763
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,267
- [Narrator] Well, that ends.

1764
01:22:58,267 --> 01:23:00,500
our happy ending, friends.

1765
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,900
Of course, Voglershausen will have to do without

1766
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:05,433
the tourist trade, but on the other hand,

1767
01:23:05,433 --> 01:23:08,167
Virgins will no longer have to flee.

1768
01:23:08,167 --> 01:23:10,767
Hey, wait a minute, who is this?

1769
01:23:10,767 --> 01:23:13,433
Angela and Fritz, back again?

1770
01:23:13,433 --> 01:23:14,933
Uh oh.

1771
01:23:14,933 --> 01:23:16,533
- Look!

1772
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:18,567
- Congratulations to everyone.

1773
01:23:18,567 --> 01:23:21,500
(group talk)

1774
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,567
I can't wait to tell you, I'm going to be a mother.

1775
01:23:26,567 --> 01:23:29,200
- (laughs) Who knows, maybe when he grows up he will become a blacksmith.

1776
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,833
- Or a telephone star.

1777
01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:34,067
- Why don't you, look, don't you look like a proud father?

1778
01:23:34,067 --> 01:23:34,900
- [Woman with glasses] We are all proud of you.

1779
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,333
in Voglershausen.

1780
01:23:37,867 --> 01:23:39,767
- [Angela] I am very happy for you, dear.

1781
01:23:39,767 --> 01:23:43,067
- And many children, of course.

1782
01:23:43,067 --> 01:23:44,833
- Thank you, dad. -Shh!

1783
01:23:46,233 --> 01:23:49,700
- All of Voglershausen is proud of this festive occasion

1784
01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:52,067
of another event about to occur

1785
01:23:52,067 --> 01:23:55,133
in a short time from a vacation spent here.

1786
01:23:55,133 --> 01:23:57,467
A young, childless couple, the Joneses,

1787
01:23:57,467 --> 01:24:00,567
They have returned to announce that they are on the familiar path

1788
01:24:00,567 --> 01:24:01,733
thanks to the foehn.

1789
01:24:01,733 --> 01:24:05,733
(group applauding and cheering)

1790
01:24:08,067 --> 01:24:10,200
Now that no one doubts the fertile powers

1791
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:13,300
of our unique aphrodisiac, we announce to you the fabulous

1792
01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:15,933
new Voglershausen complex in which we look forward

1793
01:24:15,933 --> 01:24:17,667
Our tourists will multiply.

1794
01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:20,433
(group cheering)

1795
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:27,100
- You have a lot of work ahead of you.

1796
01:24:28,733 --> 01:24:31,300
- [Boy with sign] Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor?

1797
01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:33,200
The town square is full of women.

1798
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:34,833
They're asking about the blacksmith.

1799
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:38,500
They want to see the man who married the fertility goddess.

1800
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:41,633
- Those women always exaggerate.

1801
01:24:41,633 --> 01:24:44,333
- When women get out of control, be firm with them.

1802
01:24:44,333 --> 01:24:45,767
- You are impossible.

1803
01:24:45,767 --> 01:24:48,600
What women want, women get.

1804
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,500
- Well, Michael, go calm them down.

1805
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,800
You will do us all a favor by showing them that you are a human being.

1806
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:57,133
(The mayor laughs)

1807
01:24:57,133 --> 01:24:59,667
(Gaby laughs)

1808
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:01,133
- Aren't you a little afraid that Michael

1809
01:25:01,133 --> 01:25:03,400
Will you still do the foehn now that you're married?

1810
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:05,067
- Yes I was worried, but not now.

1811
01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:06,900
- How are you going to stop him from doing it?

1812
01:25:06,900 --> 01:25:08,367
- It's a secret.

1813
01:25:08,367 --> 01:25:10,267
(Gaby whispering)

1814
01:25:10,267 --> 01:25:12,933
(both laughing)

1815
01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:17,667
And when the next foehn rings, I'll be ready.

1816
01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:23,733
- It's official, on this auspicious day,

1817
01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:26,300
We will receive a visit from the foehn.

1818
01:25:26,300 --> 01:25:28,933
All the men will gather at midnight.

1819
01:25:28,933 --> 01:25:30,933
The celebration continues.

1820
01:25:30,933 --> 01:25:35,100
(fun and upbeat big band music)

1821
01:25:43,133 --> 01:25:44,767
- Has it occurred to you?

1822
01:25:44,767 --> 01:25:47,067
That your life will never be the same again?

1823
01:25:47,067 --> 01:25:50,300
- Naturally, now that I'm a married man.

1824
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:53,733
- From now on you know that the foehn will not work.

1825
01:25:53,733 --> 01:25:56,067
For anyone else but me.

1826
01:25:56,067 --> 01:26:00,233
(fun and upbeat big band music)

1827
01:26:03,967 --> 01:26:06,367
- Inge, our husbands have been gone for half an hour.

1828
01:26:06,367 --> 01:26:08,600
What could Michael be doing?

1829
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:12,333
- He is perfectly aware of his responsibility.

1830
01:26:14,933 --> 01:26:17,933
- Oh, no, you're not going to sleep.

1831
01:26:19,067 --> 01:26:21,667
(licking his lips)

1832
01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:24,200
There's a foehn tonight

1833
01:26:24,200 --> 01:26:26,567
and think about how active you used to be.

1834
01:26:26,567 --> 01:26:30,733
(fun and upbeat big band music)

1835
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,633
- How far is it?

1836
01:26:34,633 --> 01:26:36,100
They'll be back soon, right?

1837
01:26:36,100 --> 01:26:37,433
- It hasn't even started!

1838
01:26:37,433 --> 01:26:38,533
- I don't think there is any chance.

1839
01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:39,867
of his coming at this hour.

1840
01:26:39,867 --> 01:26:41,067
- We have to do something!

1841
01:26:41,067 --> 01:26:42,300
- Do it?

1842
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:43,700
Look, for starters, he's on his honeymoon.

1843
01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:45,067
Plus, he's my son-in-law.

1844
01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:46,967
If anyone can do anything, it's me.

1845
01:26:46,967 --> 01:26:51,133
(fun and upbeat big band music)

1846
01:26:52,633 --> 01:26:55,367
- Hey, look where you snore!

1847
01:26:55,367 --> 01:26:57,133
- Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

1848
01:26:57,133 --> 01:26:59,367
- (Sighs) What a joke.

1849
01:26:59,367 --> 01:27:03,533
It's our wedding night and the groom falls asleep.

1850
01:27:07,067 --> 01:27:10,500
Come on, lover, one more time so I can be proud of you.

1851
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:12,500
- If you insist, I'll tell you something.

1852
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:14,267
Let's wait a quarter of an hour.

1853
01:27:14,267 --> 01:27:16,267
and then I will send Balduin to drag him out.

1854
01:27:16,267 --> 01:27:17,200
- [All good.

1855
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:22,667
- Hey, listen, are we never going to sleep?

1856
01:27:24,533 --> 01:27:27,733
- Is the pride of Voglershausen sleeping, what?

1857
01:27:27,733 --> 01:27:29,300
Where did all your energy go?

1858
01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:30,533
We will sleep when we are old

1859
01:27:30,533 --> 01:27:33,633
As long as we are young, we will enjoy it.

1860
01:27:33,633 --> 01:27:36,400
(everyone chatting)

1861
01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:38,967
- [Inge] Baldwin?

1862
01:27:38,967 --> 01:27:40,800
(Michael yawns)

1863
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:43,067
- Look, honey,

1864
01:27:43,067 --> 01:27:45,967
The proverb says, everything in moderation.

1865
01:27:45,967 --> 01:27:48,467
That also means in bed. (knocking on the door)

1866
01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:52,633
- (sighs) Surely it's a message for you.

1867
01:27:53,967 --> 01:27:56,633
(Michael yawns)

1868
01:27:58,933 --> 01:28:01,067
- Everyone is upset, wondering where the foehn is.

1869
01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:02,833
- It's useless.

1870
01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:05,167
Tell them the foehn has gone mad.

1871
01:28:05,167 --> 01:28:08,067
(laughs) No more running after the ladies.

1872
01:28:08,067 --> 01:28:10,067
- Come to bed, my little sex drug.

1873
01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:12,533
- Yes, let me calm down.

1874
01:28:12,533 --> 01:28:15,567
I hereby appoint you my substitute foehn.

1875
01:28:15,567 --> 01:28:18,133
- Oh, it will be a pleasure, thank you very much.

1876
01:28:18,133 --> 01:28:19,833
- It will be a pleasure, you say?

1877
01:28:19,833 --> 01:28:21,300
I've been waiting for this for a long time.

1878
01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:22,467
If pleasure is what you're giving,

1879
01:28:22,467 --> 01:28:23,900
I'll be the first to get it.

1880
01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:26,167
(Balduin groans)

1881
01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:28,233
- [Michael] Honey, I've really had it this time.

1882
01:28:28,233 --> 01:28:30,067
- [Gaby] That's not the foehn talking.

1883
01:28:30,067 --> 01:28:32,267
Wow, you haven't eaten anything yet.

1884
01:28:32,267 --> 01:28:35,533
(the bed creaks and cracks)

1885
01:28:35,533 --> 01:28:37,667
- [Narrator] Yes, the Virgin of Voglershausen

1886
01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:40,533
She would never need to run again, but her husband would.

1887
01:28:40,533 --> 01:28:44,700
(upbeat and fun big band music)